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Old 07-08-2002, 11:17 PM
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What is your favorite band name, not what is your favorite band's name! The funniest I've ever heard is definitely from an awesome local band called FLAMING BONER! I'm just gonna put that in my signature now.
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Old 07-08-2002, 11:19 PM
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I like ANY band name that has Beaver in it.

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Old 07-09-2002, 12:06 AM
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Squirrel Nut Zippers
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Feeble Attempt and the Half-Asses.

Although I don't know of any band with this name yet.

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Old 07-09-2002, 02:36 AM
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Old 07-09-2002, 02:37 AM
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Jerk Rag
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William Cannon and the Oltorf's (2 streets here in Austin).
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Old 07-09-2002, 02:53 AM
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That band called This Goes to Bass Humor is kind of funny.
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Old 07-09-2002, 03:50 AM
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Suck (and they did)
Bingo handjob (REM)
And! And! And! (with exclamation marks)
Thin on Top ('elderly' Thin Lizzy tribute band)
The Squeelin' Pigs
The Bogmen
Ding Dong Denny O reilly and the hairy bowsies.
Simon and the self abusers (later became Simple Minds...true)

And the BEST wedding band name EVER!!!!


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Old 07-09-2002, 03:59 AM
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Old 07-09-2002, 07:41 AM
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Jesus Chrysler
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Both are Southeastern region bands.
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Old 07-09-2002, 08:31 AM
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Lawnmower Deth (Ooh crickey it's...)
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Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants (another Glasgow band)
Big Vern and the Shootahs.
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Old 07-09-2002, 09:43 AM
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Reel Big Fish
My gay uncle
Flogging Molly
Milktoast - the band I'm supposed to be in, or something like that...
Acid King
Afroman(is this a band?)
Skillet
Mindless self-indulgence(these guys are incredible)
Butthole surfers
Machine gun fellatio
Screeching Weasel
Klank
Dope
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B.S.A. Rejects - thats Boy Scouts Of America in case u were wondering
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Old 07-09-2002, 10:08 AM
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Old 07-09-2002, 10:20 AM
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Interesting that you mention them, they are a real cool USA band.........i mean i've heard of them over here in the UK................thing is over here no one knows what it means, so its a cool name!!

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Old 07-09-2002, 11:57 AM
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That band called This Goes to Bass Humor is kind of funny.
I love them!!!!!
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Old 07-09-2002, 02:49 PM
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another one with beaver (I love them too ):

"Beaver Feaver"
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Old 07-09-2002, 03:13 PM
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Old 07-09-2002, 04:20 PM
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another one with beaver (I love them too ):

"Beaver Feaver"

dude, thats from "The Angry Beavers"
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Old 07-09-2002, 04:28 PM
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Umm....
The Menstrual Tramps (one of my favorite bands)
Melt Banana
The Flesheaters
HateF***

thats all I can think of right now....
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