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Old 07-31-2002, 06:15 PM
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i used to be in a band called:

two ply tissue paper and the beef burrito burger
anarchists.

i made that one...
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Old 07-31-2002, 06:29 PM
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lol

I personally like "The Sniveling Sh!ts"


HAHAHAHAH FLAMING BONERS HAHAHAHAH
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Old 07-31-2002, 06:32 PM
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Re: lol

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Originally posted by Chris Brodowski
I personally like "The Sniveling Sh!ts"


HAHAHAHAH FLAMING BONERS HAHAHAHAH
...flaming boner
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Old 07-31-2002, 09:30 PM
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Mr. Nugget
Goat Punishment
Ms. Bobit and the Carrot-Shaped Catapolt
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Mr. hankey and his Porciline Pals
Death to chipmunks
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Old 08-01-2002, 08:28 AM
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beer....
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Old 08-01-2002, 08:32 AM
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sorry for lowering the tone but...

purple headed custard chucker
or
purple headed womb broom

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Old 08-01-2002, 08:50 AM
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There was a band in the 70's I think , called "Satans Sausage" their single was "Pain in the Pentangle/Rite up me passage"
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Old 08-01-2002, 09:10 AM
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Old 08-01-2002, 06:18 PM
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'your band sucks, were better' 'spittoon' 'the truckers' 'slobberbone'
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Old 08-01-2002, 10:10 PM
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Used to be in a band called "Spinning Blade Manatee."












Yea, I know its not funny.
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Old 08-02-2002, 07:13 AM
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my ex band was called six ton squirrel

my new band is called drugdealercheerleader
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Old 08-05-2002, 11:53 AM
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From "High Fidelity" fame: Sonic Death Monkey (my band actually played a gig under that name once).

There's a band that is always in the Riverfront Times listed as playing at Mississippi Nights in ST. Louis that I think has the best name.

Impotent Sea Snakes

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Old 08-09-2002, 12:20 AM
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There is a local origial band called "FUN HOLE"
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Old 08-10-2002, 12:41 AM
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Johnny Incest & the Relations
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my friends always wanted to have a band called dribbly [mod] or bury her in the desert.
i like commander venus.
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"rubber joe's elastic band"

my friends future band
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Old 08-11-2002, 04:47 AM
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AC
AT(yes they both excist)

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Old 08-11-2002, 10:57 AM
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Possumbot and the Amish Weedwhackers(rejected)
misspelled funk band(think hard)
Capri Sun Hangover
Wasabi Hallucination
Strictly Hype(it might b taken, if its not, my bands name)
Unemployed
Out of Ideas
Racing Squirrels in Dylans Pants
Them
and 1 of my favorites, Bob Cock and the yellow socks.
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Old 08-11-2002, 09:55 PM
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Re: best band names

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Elvis Hitler. Their album is called Jailhouse Reich.
They had another album called "Disgraceland", too. It had "Green Haze" on it -- the music was Hendrix's Purple Haze, but the lyrics were the ones to the old Green Acres TV show theme. Funny as hell.
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Old 08-15-2002, 10:11 PM
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gone fishin'

connie loves women
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