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Old 11-16-2012, 08:00 AM
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Wow.... I think the one guy has a super heavy right eyelid, and the guy with the horns is just way to happy.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:51 AM
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Here's my favorite:

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OP's clip: The eyes are not red, but appear like they could be dilated. I suspect something other than pot is at work.
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It looks like something violent just happened to both of them in the below-the-belt nether regions. Mr. Clarke looks like it hurt, but Mr. Wooten's loving it!
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It looks like something violent just happened to both of them in the below-the-belt nether regions. Mr. Clarke looks like it hurt, but Mr. Wooten's loving it!
You guys made me laugh hard.

We gotta keep this going. Who's got more?
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:53 PM
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Ok, not a bass player but still funny...



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It looks like something violent just happened to both of them in the below-the-belt nether regions. Mr. Clarke looks like it hurt, but Mr. Wooten's loving it!
This made me ROFL big time, great pic!

And two strings too many, but a brilliant face nonetheless:

(If looking this silly at times would make me play guitar THAT good... Then count me in.)
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Nice! Where can I get a shortscale 2 string fretless like that?
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Nice! Where can I get a shortscale 2 string fretless like that?
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While not a bassist, when it comes to best faces made made while playing music, no thread is complete without Mr. Trower.

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Great one OP haha, he is feeling it truly. But the best comment on that vid was this.

"Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider combined"

Made me laugh out loud.
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Ok, not a bass player but still funny...



That's Anthony Gomes...He's great...we played a show with him several years ago...
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HOW HAS NO ONE BROUGHT UP ATOZ?
We have a certain smiley thanks to his bass face.
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:24 AM
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That's Anthony Gomes...He's great...we played a show with him several years ago...
Right you are, Fish! I saw him in Nashville a few years back. Awesome player and showman...
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