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Old 12-20-2008, 02:01 PM
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cuz theres never been a thread about this before...
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I could play a better bass solo with a chicken, a gallon of vaseline and an acoustic guitar.
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:35 AM
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I could play a better bass solo with a chicken, a gallon of vaseline and an acoustic guitar.
alright, so I get what you're going to do with the Vasoline and the Chicken, but an acoustic guitar !?!?!
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alright, so I get what you're going to do with the Vasoline and the Chicken, but an acoustic guitar !?!?!
I tried to put it on youtube but not only did the video get deleted, I got angry emails from PETA, youtube, and the acoustic guitar forum o.O
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Old 12-22-2008, 09:12 AM
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...There's an acoustic guitar forum?
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I hope this thread is quickly buried.
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ugh......at least he didn't fart
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That was pretty funny.
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Not bad but he needs to work on his tone.
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It's really hard to do that... I find the string spacing is always too narrow.
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Old 12-22-2008, 09:31 AM
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i wonder what strings he uses?
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definately steel... it's a bit more rough, but for the tone, it's worth a few callouses.
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definately steel... it's a bit more rough, but for the tone, it's worth a few callouses.
callouses ... ouch
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callouses ... ouch
But he didn't get his blisters from playing his bass
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:54 AM
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That was really funny I might give it a try to on my friend's bass (not mine)


Edit: I was gonna say "Wow! Talk about bass wood!"

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That was really funny I might give it a try to on my friend's bass (not mine)
Gotta give Murderface the props he deserves, sure, but why in our dear fluffy lord's name would you want to do such a horrible thing to your manly bits?...

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Maybe he uses HARD Rockin Steels.
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something about tone wood pops up.
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