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Old 10-10-2008, 08:21 PM
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Best Bass T-shirts ever!

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I posted this in this section cause some of these shirts are actually funny.
http://www.cafepress.com/thebassclef2/1498917
My favorite ones are:
Support Local Music, Date a Bass Player.....Bassists need love too.
Picks are for pussies.
Its not the number of strings you play that matters....Its the Size!
Bass players do it deeper.
My job is to make the bodies wiggle and the titties jiggle (one of my top faves xD)
You know your a bass player if... The rest of it is here : Best Bass T-shirts ever! thanks to Dave_R
Yes I am good with my fingers, yes I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT (also one of my personal favs for obvious reasons xD)

If you can find other sites with good bass t-shirts selling

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Old 10-10-2008, 08:38 PM
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if you click on the one you cant read, you can view a larger size.....

i would post em, but im lazy.....
great site!
i what many of the shirts, thanks for posting
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Old 10-10-2008, 09:48 PM
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Worth a bump. Great collection.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:12 AM
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WWJD?
(What Would Jamerson Do?)
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:13 AM
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WWJD?
(What Would Jamerson Do?)
Jaco fits just fine, too.
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:33 AM
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I only have two bass-related t-shirts:
-black one with jaco (in white) on the cover.
-black one with "choose your weapon" (or something) and bunch of bass guitars on it.
I don't wear 'em much, but it's nice to have something bass-related, I guess.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:19 AM
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Great site, nice work. I think that I'll put a few of these on my Xmas list
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:11 PM
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thanks :P
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:30 PM
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Jaco fits just fine, too.
hah, im not entirely sure jaco pastorius is a good role model other than musically. I don't think WWJD is a good philosophy to have in life. (no offense to his unfathomable glory of course)
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:45 PM
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We dont want any treble on TB.
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We dont want any treble on TB.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:43 PM
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You know your a bass player if... (I cant read the other words on the t-shirt D: )
Allow me to translate.

You know you're a bass player if:

The letters P and J take on a whole new meaning for you. Grabbing a cab might not get you home. Playing with flats does not mean you're out of tune. You have a shrine to Jamerson and Jaco in your basement. You know that "in the pocket" does not mean in your pants.

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I like it.
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Old 10-11-2008, 06:52 PM
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thanks Dave I edited my post with it :P
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Old 10-11-2008, 07:05 PM
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I like the first picture when I click on the "I love my bass player" shirts.


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Old 10-11-2008, 07:06 PM
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I like the first picture when I click on the "I love my bass player" shirts.


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Old 10-11-2008, 07:09 PM
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Cool, thanks for sharing that.
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Old 10-12-2008, 07:48 AM
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Thanks for the link. This is my Site. I have not been active here for a while, but definately been lurking and watching.

If there is anything special anyone wants, just PM me.
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Old 10-12-2008, 01:08 PM
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Buahahah Bassists like the bottom, and like it deep
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Old 10-12-2008, 01:51 PM
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Thanks for the link. This is my Site. I have not been active here for a while, but definately been lurking and watching.

If there is anything special anyone wants, just PM me.
Wow cool, nice site you have there man. I would probably ask for something but it usually does shipping/handling fees and got to be over 18 to sign stuff :P
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Old 10-12-2008, 07:02 PM
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I like the "kiss my bass" one!!! LMAO
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