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View Poll Results: best blood type for metal
Type A+ 4 3.33%
Type A - 1 0.83%
Type B+ 2 1.67%
Type B- 1 0.83%
Type AB+ 4 3.33%
Type AB- 3 2.50%
Type O+ 4 3.33%
Type O- 54 45.00%
other blood type (specify) 11 9.17%
it doesn't matter. Your Brutality lies within the blackness of your soul. 36 30.00%
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Old 01-13-2011, 04:33 PM
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Inspired by a response I got on this thread:
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So, I ask the TB community, what is the best blood type for metal? I think O, being the universal donor, as in the universal donor of brutality
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Isn't the obvious answer Type O Negative?
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O negative.
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No blood at all!!! That's where it's at, man.
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Beat me to it.
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i dunno but...... IT BETTER BE BLACK
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Motor oil. Burnt motor oil. Preferably drained from a hurse and pumped directly into the viens.
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Motor oil. Burnt motor oil. Preferably drained from a hurse and pumped directly into the viens.
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Isn't the obvious answer Type O Negative?
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IMHO I find that blood type to have THE perfect tone
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guys, mercury.
the best blood is mercury. its a liquid metal that quite literally the most metal type of blood
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I added a poll for those who are interested. and Mercury, unfortunately, isn't an option.
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I added a poll for those who are interested. and Mercury, unfortunately, isn't an option.
It sure could be, marked under 'other blood type (specify)'
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IT has to be black and cold. Though AB+ has a good arguement, as the universal recipient. We all know metals sucks up everything it comes into contact with, thus making it a very BROOTALZ blood type.
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0 negative with sicle cell anemia, it's lethal but since the red blood cells shaped like sickles it will be way more metal than the 0 negative,
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The type that rains down onto the stage and makes you look like this!

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The best blood for Metal is from someone with hemochromatosis...too much iron.
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The best blood for Metal is from someone with hemochromatosis...too much iron.
That IS pretty metal.
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