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Old 01-13-2012, 07:22 AM
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Best CL ad

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the ad FIVE ALARM OPEN JAM



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JOIN US this WEDNESDAY and EVERY WEDNESDAY for our 5-ALARM OPEN BARTENDING AT OUR BAND REHEARSAL! We'll be rocking out with a few new tunes to learn, and four hours of various LIVE Local bartending talent.

WHERE?
At our rehearsal space, a.k.a. my basement, where the only thing that's chilled is the beverages you'll be serving us for free.
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BE A PART OF OUR FAMILY:
Our Rehearsal is Fair, Friendly, Fun, Organized, and not limited to one taste in adult beverages. WE WELCOME and ENCOURAGE beers, liquors, wines, and even those fun little drinks with the umbrellas and colored straws. We are here for YOU, and we will put away as much of your liquor as you feel we must!
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We provide a full kitchen setup with the following instruments which ALL are welcomed to be used RESPECTFULLY:

Corkscrew
Blender
Glasses


PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN:
Liquor

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* $5 bathroom usage, offered throughout the entire evening.

**EDIT: since some people seem confused by this ad, let me explain that since some local taverns invite us to come play for free and spend money on booze and food at their establishments while we work for free, I thought it would only be polite to invite them to come to our rehearsals and work for free. Much to my surprise, no one has taken me up on the offer.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:42 AM
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Love it. Thats almost as good as the TB threads asking for free logos, bass mock-ups, and websites!
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:44 AM
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Such an amazing ad...
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:11 AM
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That's great!
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:42 AM
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Haha!! Touche...
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:14 AM
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Nice!
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