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Old 01-13-2012, 07:22 AM
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At our rehearsal space, a.k.a. my basement, where the only thing that's chilled is the beverages you'll be serving us for free.
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**EDIT: since some people seem confused by this ad, let me explain that since some local taverns invite us to come play for free and spend money on booze and food at their establishments while we work for free, I thought it would only be polite to invite them to come to our rehearsals and work for free. Much to my surprise, no one has taken me up on the offer.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:42 AM
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Love it. Thats almost as good as the TB threads asking for free logos, bass mock-ups, and websites!
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:44 AM
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Such an amazing ad...
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:11 AM
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:42 AM
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Haha!! Touche...
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:14 AM
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