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Old 10-20-2011, 09:10 AM
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Old 10-20-2011, 08:23 PM
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She doesn't look like much, but she'll make point three past light speed.

Looks like the high gain antenna would get in the way...
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Old 10-22-2011, 12:36 PM
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She doesn't look like much, but she'll make point three past light speed.

Looks like the high gain antenna would get in the way...
Yeah, you'd probably want a wristband to play this too as all the pointless exterior pipes and machinery they put on movie spaceships would not only burn up on re-entry, they would really scratch your arm up.
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