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Old 07-29-2008, 07:02 PM
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There are some really good Talkbass usernames, but this one just struck me as being exceptional: "BenitoBassolini".

It is not only funny, but the owner is only 16 - what a sense of history! For those of you who don't recall, Benito Mussolini was the Italian Prime Minister/dictator from 1922 until 1943. He sided with Hitler, was ultimately deposed, was finally caught trying to escape his own countrymen disguised as a woman, and was shortly thereafter unceremoniously hung and ceremoniously hung upside down in the town square.

Getting back on topic - are there any other nominees for best username?
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:16 PM
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MysticBoo gets my vote.
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I think apocalypsofacto is a good one. Very creative.


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Valerus gets my vote for most nightmare-inducing avatar, though.
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Valerus gets my vote for most nightmare-inducing avatar, though.
You have Franklin nightmares?
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i dont always use an underscore...






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My favorite is Dr. Cheese and Pastor of Muppets a close second. Fenderhutz is cool too. Oh, I just saw the name Mellow Bedwetter. Got a laugh from that one.
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I wondered if that was Franklin. Good one!
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I wondered if that was Franklin. Good one!
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Probably me.

Seeing as it does mean "Very awesome" to anyone outside of Boston.
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I think apocalypsofacto is a good one. Very creative.
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