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08-20-2007, 07:31 AM
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Saturday afternoon my wife and I went out for lunch to celebrate our 6th anniversary. She had to work and I had a dress rehearsal for a big gig, so it was all we had time to do, but we'd been on vacation for a week to celebrate so it's all good  . I pick her up from work and we stop at Target then walk over to the Circuit City in the same plaza (we're both former employees) to say hi to some friends. We get back in the car and drive down the plaza to head to lunch.
My windows are down, stereo is cranked. I'd been listening to my boot of a BX3 show and it reached the concert finale, "Big Bottom". As we pause at the stop sign in front of Lane Bryant (a store which sells plus size women's clothing), the lyrics "big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em" blast out as a rather large woman comes out the door. She gives us the death glare and SCREAMS "I oughta f'n kill you!" I swear it wasn't a planned music moment, and we didn't realize why she said it until we'd reached the end of the plaza, at which point we started laughing pretty hard.
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08-20-2007, 07:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon | | | LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad timing I'd say. LOL
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08-20-2007, 07:50 AM
| | Well, thats like your opinion. Man... | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fife, Scotland | | Bad timing? I say comic timing 
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08-20-2007, 08:01 AM
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08-20-2007, 09:29 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Watch out for plus-size ladies bearing firearms! |
08-20-2007, 10:03 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | lmao, that would make for a great comic sketch. |
08-20-2007, 10:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheXym  Saturday afternoon my wife and I went out for lunch to celebrate our 6th anniversary. She had to work and I had a dress rehearsal for a big gig, so it was all we had time to do, but we'd been on vacation for a week to celebrate so it's all good . I pick her up from work and we stop at Target then walk over to the Circuit City in the same plaza (we're both former employees) to say hi to some friends. We get back in the car and drive down the plaza to head to lunch.
My windows are down, stereo is cranked. I'd been listening to my boot of a BX3 show and it reached the concert finale, "Big Bottom". As we pause at the stop sign in front of Lane Bryant (a store which sells plus size women's clothing), the lyrics "big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em" blast out as a rather large woman comes out the door. She gives us the death glare and SCREAMS "I oughta f'n kill you!" I swear it wasn't a planned music moment, and we didn't realize why she said it until we'd reached the end of the plaza, at which point we started laughing pretty hard. | ROTFLMAO!!!
Are you sure you aren't a writer for MAD-TV? 
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08-20-2007, 10:19 AM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | | They're really, they're quite fearful, is my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it's really quite frightening, the size. |
08-20-2007, 10:29 AM
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08-20-2007, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by txbasschik ROTFLMAO!!!
Are you sure you aren't a writer for MAD-TV?
Cherie | I wish, it'd be a great comedy skit. But (not too) sadly, I'm just a high school music teacher
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08-20-2007, 12:11 PM
| | | HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh man that is CLASSIC!
but i would've been scared outta my mind...  |
08-20-2007, 12:12 PM
| | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | | you didn't have any ice cream in the car did you? that could've been nasty. |
08-20-2007, 12:18 PM
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Whats her problem?
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08-20-2007, 12:27 PM
| | | Oh man, I wish I was there with you...that was stellar!
*One time, I put an Iron Maiden CD into my theatre system, not realizing the volume was cranked, right away there was a knock at the door. I open the door, and 666 kicks in: Woe to you of earth and sea.....
It was Jahovas at the door.... 
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08-20-2007, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jady Isn't that song pro big girls?
Whats her problem? | Humour.
Ain't got any. |
08-20-2007, 12:38 PM
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08-20-2007, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by !Rob! Oh man, I wish I was there with you...that was stellar!
*One time, I put an Iron Maiden CD into my theatre system, not realizing the volume was cranked, right away there was a knock at the door. I open the door, and 666 kicks in: Woe to you of earth and sea.....
It was Jahovas at the door....
Couldn't have timed it better. | nice. I guess told them you were a "devil's advocate?"
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08-20-2007, 01:19 PM
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08-20-2007, 01:20 PM
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08-20-2007, 01:26 PM
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