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Old 08-13-2011, 11:48 AM
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Just watch the first wanker and listen to what he is playing.
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:27 PM
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Sounds like me when I play guitar.
Like an amateur.
This vid has over half a million hits? omg...
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:30 PM
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Couldn't make it out over the *WOO*s & *OW*s. Is it anything or just random wankery?
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:36 PM
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lmao Best part: the amp sizes...
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:41 PM
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Couldn't make it out over the *WOO*s & *OW*s. Is it anything or just random wankery?
The beginning of the first guy's solo was Cliff Burton's Anesthesia.
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Neither one is anything special. Just wankin'. I guess that's the sort of stuff that impressed me when I was in high school too though.

Anesthesia on guitar... yeah.
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The beginning of the first guy's solo was Cliff Burton's Anesthesia.
Who is Cliff Burton was he the father on the Cosby Show ?
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:19 PM
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Who is Cliff Burton was he the father on the Cosby Show ?
naw i think it was Dr huxtables interferon solo
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:25 PM
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At least he was better than what I did when I was seventeen. Last night I saw an old vid of myself doing a "bass solo" circa 1986. Yuck!
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:29 PM
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I like the first comment, "What did you film this with, a calculator?"
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Old 08-13-2011, 06:24 PM
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Couldn't make it out over the *WOO*s & *OW*s. Is it anything or just random wankery?
Definitely R W
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Old 08-14-2011, 01:45 AM
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The second guy works his hair real good.
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*twitch*
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Old 08-14-2011, 02:47 AM
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I'd say they both got "owned" by the bass player - he's standing in the wings-
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Old 08-14-2011, 03:42 AM
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lol

looking at the amps is like watching an MMA "open weight" match
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Guitards nuff said
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It's things like this that make me somewhat ashamed to call myself a guitarist. One day they will look back on this and cringe.
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I bet the guy on the right swears the opening of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" is a kicka** guitar riff
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