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Old 05-16-2010, 07:43 PM
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The broke bassist club.

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here's how you get your number....

1) gotta be broke
2) cheap equipment (nothing over 700$)
3) no more then 2 basses.


i'm number 1 of coarse.

number basses - 1
Cost of bass - 280
Number of amps - 1
cost of amp - 100
income - poor.
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Woodbridge, Va
Bass: 1
Cost: $399 though I caught it on sell because I'm cheap and have no money (retails for $799)
Amps: 1
Cost: $300 if that
Income: None (Student)

and to top the icing on the cake, my cable is a cheap crappy one that came with my bass.
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:04 PM
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Tropic # 2

i should have mentioned that my cable is a horizion 15' and cost like 5 bux new.
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:27 PM
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Steinberger Spirit Bass (floor model) $400...the neck was and is not right. Had to replace the bridge, it can't be tuned or stay in tune....Other than that it sounds great and looks great but it is a piece of crap...that simple, I could trade it in but I like it...dumb but my other basses play great so its staying here on welfare....I'll offf it to somebody some day ...
I will say that this was the only bad deal I got all last year when I was buying a lot of gear......I feel lucky and better after I fessed up....................
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:28 PM
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Bass: 2
Cost: 400 for 1, 150 for the other
Amps:1
Cost: 60 bucks
income: whats that? (zero)
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:53 PM
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Talking

Bass 1: Guild Pilot, not mine, borrowed for the last 10 years. Cost = $0.00.

Bass 2: MIM Jazz just got off ebay for $200. My first bass since I sold my old one 15 years ago, and that was a $120 Fernandes P-copy.

Amp 1: Mesa Combo with ext cab, not mine, borrowed for the last 10 years. Cost = $0.00.

Amp 2: I don't own an amp, but I used to own a Peavey TNT that I bought for $100. Sold it 15 years ago though.

Total current assets = $200
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Old 05-16-2010, 09:01 PM
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1 bass
$400
1 amp
$425
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Old 05-16-2010, 09:37 PM
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Can I get a number please?
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Old 05-16-2010, 09:44 PM
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Well let's see...

I have three basses:
SX Fretless P-Bass ($100; Christmas gift)
Squier P-Bass ($100; bought with Christmas cash, thus Christmas gift)
Fender BG-31 Acoustic Bass ($100; another Christmas gift)

Into a $20 used 15-Watt Johnson RepTone 15B practice amp, via a Monster Cable Performer 12-foot instrument cable. Occaisionaly I'll use a Hartke VXL Bass Attack Pedal (used for $45.)

So let's see.. Total cost TO ME is $65 (not including strings; probably $200 including strings), whereas the sum of my gear is $500.

Long story short, I think I qualify. Lots of gear, just all of it was dirt cheap/a gift

EDIT: I should include that I'm a sophomore in college. I'll have a job from June to August, making $200 a week (plus room and board; Summer Camp) which I will be using to buy (most likely) a Gallien-Krueger MB115, which will put my total at $900. Of course, again with the cost TO ME it'll be around $600. So that's all!
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Old 05-16-2010, 10:20 PM
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xxfaux_punkxx - 1
tropics - 2
ghostjs - 3
whiskeyjim - 4
vinkreepo - 5
vinkreepo - 6 (that's right you get 2 numbers for the afro-enginered bass)
bassist4dalord - 7 (even though you have more then the recomended basses i'll give you a pass because you didn't pay for them)
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Old 05-16-2010, 11:40 PM
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I'm on welfare (well, disability really) and own 5 Bass Guitars (2 worth more than $700).
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Old 05-16-2010, 11:52 PM
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does the total of everything have to be under 700? or just each piece?
Bass: 2 mim j bass 350$ at gc on sale. squire vm p bass 250$ online a few years ago
Cost: 600$
Amps: 1 Hartike ha 2500 200 at american musical referbished. cab ampeg 1x15 en 150 used at gc.
Cost: 350
Income:unemployment ha and whatever i make playing shows filling in as the guitarist for my buddys metal band ha. usually just free drinks.
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Old 05-17-2010, 03:13 AM
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This is the club for me.

I'm sooo broke I built my own bass from timber left over from jobs. Only thing I bought was the fretwire.

I own the poor mans ampeg SVT ie - peavey roadmaster

The strings on my Spector (Korean) are 7 years old, I just try to keep them clean.

I build my own cabs .. out of scraps left over from jobs with the cheapest , generic drivers I can purchase. $30 bucks a pop for an 8" bought 8 of them

I use garden shade cloth for speaker grill - 50cents a square metre.

Speaker leads - bits of chopped up cord I find around the place.

My band....Tight, phat sound with a tight @rse bassplayer!

But not tight @rse by choice

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Old 05-17-2010, 04:02 AM
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Can I get a number please?
wow...is that hand made by you? how does it sound and play?
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Old 05-17-2010, 05:15 AM
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i think i qualify for this!

lol ...

2 basses:

'93 Peavey foundation 4, defretted ($299 new, back in 93 ...)
'03 Ibanez sr300dx
Behringer UB bx600 (traded a free laptop for ibby & amp!)
income - not enough. would be livable if i was single, however, i am married with a 3 year old daughter.



oh ya, that 6 string is a $80 First Act i picked up offa CL ...
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Old 05-17-2010, 08:40 AM
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Can I get a number please?

Your dishwasher doesn't fit the slot! You are broke!


Can I get a number?

1) EBMM Sterling - it barely qualifies - I bought it used on eBay for $650.

2) MIM Fender - bought for $150 off Craigslist (disassembled, and missing some parts)

3) Eden WT300 - bought used for $300

4) Acme B2 series I - bought used from a thrift shop for $150

5) Ashdown Mag 300 - bought new for $250

6) Sansamp BDDI - bought used from music store for $105
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Old 05-17-2010, 10:15 AM
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Number of basses: 2
Costs of basses: €250 for the Epiphone EB3, €330 for the acoustic Ibanez
Number of amps: 1
Cost of Amps: €91 (Laney RB-1), but i got it in a bundle with my old bass.
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Old 05-17-2010, 10:17 AM
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wow...is that hand made by you? how does it sound and play?
Yeah! That is either the most badass homemade bass on the planet or it's a cool little piece of art. What's the story?
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Old 05-17-2010, 10:29 AM
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Cool bass!
I think I belong here. I'm practicing with a $5 craigslist guitar amp!

my bass was $150

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Old 05-17-2010, 10:57 AM
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I originally had a black GSR 190 as my first bass. I decided to defret it to make me a better player with ore precise fingering. I stripped the paint to reveal a cheap epoxy, and then I screwed up. I took it off to put on some oak cabinet veneer as a top and that failed. So I'm sittin there in a shed with some scrap boards around me and this ugly trashed body... few hours later and lots of screws... volia!

It Sounds great. Like a fretless P with the tone knob on 10. But small pine boards eventually bend like a neck does, so the action is pretty high as of right now.

The best part about this bass... it's perfectly balanced hahahaha!
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