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Old 09-26-2010, 10:57 AM
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Last night there were a couple of chicks walking through the place, past the stage.... They had the shortest tightest skirts on I've seen in a while. Even from an elevated position on stage, you could practically see a little bit of lower butt peeking out below the hemline... from the front of the dress.... Did I say it was pretty short??

I sort of checked them out a bit heavy, and a bunch of people in the crowd noticed, made eye contact with me after the girls passed. Knowing glances were exchanged, laughter ensued.

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No pics,...no cheeks hanging out,.....you know the rules
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:12 AM
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I bet he's wishing he could play bass with one hand now!! LOL
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:23 AM
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If any thread EVER needed pics......
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:40 AM
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:44 AM
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We definitely don't believe you. Unless you have pictures, of course.
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So....................

You were 'caught' looking at the hott chix, but the ones who caught you were looking at you looking, rather than looking themselves?

Were you wearing a similar skirt?

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Yup definitely a good thing that short skirts are back in fashion. Women are not really allowed to wear suggestive clothing on the job any more so luckily they have the clubs to satisfy their need to play dress up and strut it . Keep in mind that most of that behavior is to show off to other young women and only a little to attract men although we benefit from checking out the eye candy. Watching eye candy is a good way to learn how to play your bass without looking at the neck - especially if you have a dance floor full of hotties in short skirts LOL

PS This is why old blues players and other cool folk wear sunglasses on stage........ya can't see em checking out the chicks

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I doubt you were busted as that was the point of those skirts!
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Busted? Not unless your wife caught you!
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...PS This is why old blues players and other cool folk wear sunglasses on stage........ya can't see em checking out the chicks
This is why I wear sunglasses anytime I'm out with my wife.
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I always tell the wife that "You know how I tell you that you're the most beautiful woman in the world? I'm only looking so when I tell you that, you know I'm not just saying it, I've done my homework and verified its true".

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So....................

You were 'caught' looking at the hott chix, but the ones who caught you were looking at you looking, rather than looking themselves?

Were you wearing a similar skirt?

Don't judge me.

I may be 51, but I still have great legs.

Either that, or they didn't have a good line of sight to them coming in, they saw me looking hard, on the way in. Saw the girls, then saw me take another good long look on the way out...

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Don't judge me.

I may be 51, but I still have great legs.

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I try to keep mine shapely at 46 - that's about all I've got going for me right now!!

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I doubt you were busted as that was the point of those skirts!
Not busted by the girls, the entire section of the crowd on my side of the stage busted me...

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We always called those little peeking cheeks "lunch"
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This is exactly why we should all be wearing sunglasses on stage.
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