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Old 02-28-2010, 07:04 PM
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I turned 40 last Saturday, and my wife threw a party - complete with a very cool cake. I figured you guys could appreciate it more than most.

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Old 02-28-2010, 07:11 PM
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I don't like the p/u placement. lol. Happy Birthday.
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:15 PM
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:16 PM
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Can I have a piece?
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:18 PM
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It might get stale on the way from Philly to NM, but sure.
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:20 PM
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What was used for the strings?
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:22 PM
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What was used for the strings?
Spagetti, believe it or not. Colored silver with some kind of edible paint/frosting.
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haha thats awesome. except one the a string is assaulting the e string >.>
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:24 PM
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Is that fingerboard - Buttercream - if it is - Killer Tone - lol!
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:26 PM
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It definitely had a deep, rich tone!
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Old 02-28-2010, 08:32 PM
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Look sweet to me.

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Am I the only one that was expecting a boob cake?
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I don't like the p/u placement. lol. Happy Birthday.
They can always lick that part off first!

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Am I the only one that was expecting a boob cake?
I wasn't expecting one. I was kinda hoping for one, though...
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mmmmmmmmmmmm

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They got the body contour all wrong.
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Precision cakes taste significantly sweeter and provide a fattier foundation for all the other desserts.
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