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Old 12-14-2011, 12:06 AM
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Can you play piranha girl for me?

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Piranha? Like the fish?

Yeah! That one.

I'm sorry, we don't know piranha girl.

Sure you do, you know..."Hey were did we go, sha la la la, you're my piranha girl!" That one.



Just thought I'd share little vignett of my evening with y'all.

Geeze that Dude was drunk.
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Old 12-14-2011, 05:18 AM
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Ha, that's pretty good.
I play in a modern country band and we always get requests for "Quarter after One". They really want "Need You Now" by LadyA.
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Old 12-14-2011, 09:04 AM
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Do you guys know "Slow Motion Walter"?

you know... "Slow Motion Walter... A fire in his eyes"
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Old 12-14-2011, 09:07 AM
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Do you guys know "Slow Motion Walter"?

you know... "Slow Motion Walter... A fire in his eyes"
That one's in our set list as "Slow talkin' Walter, that fire engine guy....."
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Old 12-14-2011, 09:15 AM
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Scuse me while I kiss this guy,,,
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Old 12-14-2011, 09:19 AM
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"Hey were did we go, sha la la la, you're my piranha girl!" That one.

*Brown-eyed girl..?* That would be a stretch, even s**tfaced drunk.
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Old 12-16-2011, 07:06 AM
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"All the other kids with their pornstar kitchens"........

I thought it was that for the longest time!! lol
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Old 12-16-2011, 07:58 AM
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"All the other kids with their pornstar kitchens"........

I thought it was that for the longest time!! lol
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Old 12-16-2011, 08:05 AM
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Can you guys play Teenage Wasteland?
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Old 12-16-2011, 09:37 AM
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Can you guys play Teenage Wasteland?
At least those are actual lyrics in the song...
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Old 12-16-2011, 04:04 PM
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"All the other kids with their pornstar kitchens"........

I thought it was that for the longest time!! lol
here I was thinking it was " All the other kids with the BOWL CUTS better run "

Wow do I feel stoooopud .......( yes that is with 4 "O"s)
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Old 12-16-2011, 04:17 PM
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here I was thinking it was " All the other kids with the BOWL CUTS better run "

Wow do I feel stoooopud .......( yes that is with 4 "O"s)
I cant post the lyrics my wife sings to this song...
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here I was thinking it was " All the other kids with the BOWL CUTS better run "

Wow do I feel stoooopud .......( yes that is with 4 "O"s)
And i thought it went "you better out run my brother". I dont like the song so much now that i know the lyrics
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Old 12-16-2011, 10:39 PM
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When I found out the first line of Miss You by the Stones was "I've been holding out so long" instead of "I've been hauling ass so long" I liked the song less.
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Old 12-17-2011, 08:44 AM
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Do you guys know "Slow Motion Walter"?

you know... "Slow Motion Walter... A fire in his eyes"
Haha! This is the name of my brother-in-law's band - for the exact same reason!
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Old 12-18-2011, 05:49 AM
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I always thought "Honky Tonk Women" was "Whitchataw Webman"
i guess the radio reception was bad in my town
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Old 12-19-2011, 05:40 AM
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"All the other kids with their pornstar kitchens"........

I thought it was that for the longest time!! lol
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here I was thinking it was " All the other kids with the BOWL CUTS better run "

Wow do I feel stoooopud .......( yes that is with 4 "O"s)
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I cant post the lyrics my wife sings to this song...
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And i thought it went "you better out run my brother". I dont like the song so much now that i know the lyrics
Okay. I give up. Which song is this?
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:58 AM
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Sure you do, you know..."Hey were did we go, sha la la la, you're my piranha girl!" That one.
Oh great, now all the TBers who are tired of that song will start doing it like that.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:06 AM
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Okay. I give up. Which song is this?
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