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Old 09-10-2010, 07:00 PM
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The capital city of TalkBass?

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So I was taking the scenic road home. Was I three miles away from paradise?



I already know I'm a dork...
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:11 PM
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Dorks can have a sense of humour too, good one!
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:12 PM
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:33 PM
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Whatever the capital city is, this should be the street:

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Old 09-10-2010, 07:46 PM
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Bassville, Alabama?
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Old 09-12-2010, 08:18 AM
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Bassersdorf, Zürich.
Literally translated, it means Bassists' village.
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Old 09-12-2010, 11:21 PM
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I've trying to get out of Gassville for years...
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:33 AM
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I've trying to get out of Gassville for years...
Gasville is kind of like ancient Rome, but worse: not only do all roads lead there, they're all one way - IN.
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:24 AM
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Didn't Dylan have a song about this?
"Stuck inside of Gasville with those Fender blues again."
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:42 PM
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These signs are deceiving.

You should have seen my face when I didn't see any basses here...



Suffice it to say, they probably don't have what we need in these places.
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