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Old 03-02-2013, 07:35 PM
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Saw this on Bass Player Facebook.
Thought it would make some good fun.
Caption the photo, one rule the caption must have something to do with Bass.



I'll start. The bass player said I needed more speaker area. 8
Now i hope to get some good ones.
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:57 PM
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A Thumptruck!
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Where was that TB thread that showed how to calculate the impedance of multiple speakers for my GK amp?
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Old 03-02-2013, 08:22 PM
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I love it! The new Dodge Rapper Golf Cart.
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Old 03-02-2013, 08:42 PM
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hi there,
I'm your new neighbor.
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:18 AM
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The guys on TB told me that an electric bass works better than an acoustic for campfire get togethers.
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:21 AM
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I'm thinking about switching to neo drivers.
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:26 AM
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"Is this the best Cab for Metal??"
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:13 AM
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"So the guitarist wants to start a volume war? I believe I have Blackjack!"

Seriously though, I want to play through that "bass cabinet" sooo much.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:16 AM
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Waste of money and I'm glad the owner doesn't live in my neighborhood.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:16 AM
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:18 AM
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dolly for load in? BAH, those are for pvssies!
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:32 AM
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"My thump's bigger that your thump, my thumps bigger that yours"......
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:42 AM
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SIZE MATTERS!
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:50 AM
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"I'm taking this giant speaker cabinet to the dump so I can get a single neo cabinet and micro head!"
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:15 AM
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hi there,
I'm your new neighbor.
Best one so far...
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:55 AM
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Ohm, James................
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:18 AM
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:21 AM
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