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12-26-2009, 02:58 PM
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So last week I played a gig, the bad thing being the girl I've been seeing since March came and guess who else showed up? The girl I've been hooking up with for the past couple of weeks! So I got nervous and tried not paying attention to the girl I've been hooking up with and I thought it was all good. Later on, the girl I was not going out with threw a thong on stage (I have pics of the thong to prove it!!!), so my girlfriend went up to her asked her and got **** out of her. When I got out my first bass, a Squire Jazz, I tuned it so we could play "Hammered Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse (this gets ironic to!). My girlfriend ran up on stage, punched me so hard in the face I had a good black eye and broke one of the tuning pegs off my bass, (I broke the D string)... Obviously she'd found out I was cheating on her, so my guitarist got her off me and she was kicked out. We finished the set and later on went to a diner (we live in NJ every story ends in a diner). I got made fun of so hard that whole week by my girlfriend, but anyways we're still together, she just says next time I do that I might get more than a black eye. Instead I may get my bass shoved up my *** all the way to the 12 fret, so lesson learned?! That is to be continued haha...
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12-26-2009, 03:02 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:06 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:07 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Someone should have gotten some PUNCTUATION for Christmas. | +1 |
12-26-2009, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pacojas you didn't have to mention you're from jersey,... your writing skills gave it away!!! | Born, raised and schooled in Jersey... and I have to mention that the OP isn't the norm from people here.
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12-26-2009, 03:28 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:30 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:30 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pacojas you didn't have to mention you're from jersey,... your writing skills gave it away!!! | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha |
12-26-2009, 03:46 PM
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12-26-2009, 03:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Jamestown, NY | | | I'm just glad you only broke a Squier. Those tuning pegs are what...plastic? |
12-26-2009, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Oopsdabassist no pics...no black eye! | look im in florida now enjoying cirstmas break and trying to get over this when i get back il poat a pic of the bass with the missint peg and the thong thrown at me thats it lol
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12-26-2009, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by michael_atw I'm just glad you only broke a Squier. Those tuning pegs are what...plastic? | idfk the standerd ones! il show u a pic of it when i get back home rigth now im enjoyiny life pool side in florida
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12-26-2009, 04:32 PM
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12-26-2009, 04:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: dirty jearsy | | | played with a black eye but lucky for me the d string stayed in tune after the tuneing peg broke off!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE HOLY ****
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12-26-2009, 04:35 PM
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12-26-2009, 04:40 PM
| | | http://store.guitarfetish.com/festeleartuc.html that should fix everything except maybe the girlfriend part.
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12-26-2009, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pacojas you didn't have to mention you're from jersey,... your writing skills gave it away!!! | Your Funny...not
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12-26-2009, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by \m/cliffB\m/ So last week I played a gig, the bad thing being the girl I've been seeing since March came and guess who else showed up? The girl I've been hooking up with for the past couple of weeks! So I got nervous and tried not paying attention to the girl I've been hooking up with and I thought it was all good. Later on, the girl I was not going out with threw a thong on stage (I have pics of the thong to prove it!!!), so my girlfriend went up to her asked her and got **** out of her. When I got out my first bass, a Squire Jazz, I tuned it so we could play "Hammered Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse (this gets ironic to!). My girlfriend ran up on stage, punched me so hard in the face I had a good black eye and broke one of the tuning pegs off my bass, (I broke the D string)... Obviously she'd found out I was cheating on her, so my guitarist got her off me and she was kicked out. We finished the set and later on went to a diner (we live in NJ every story ends in a diner). I got made fun of so hard that whole week by my girlfriend, but anyways we're still together, she just says next time I do that I might get more than a black eye. Instead I may get my bass shoved up my *** all the way to the 12 fret, so lesson learned?! That is to be continued haha... | Fix'd, after being posted in another thread as well.
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