Check out this local ad, kids...don't do drugs!

spade2you · #1 10-14-2008, 07:49 PM

I need a drummer to proform orignal music. perfered age 28- 45

with at lest 10 year epx:.
i'm a local vettren bass player starting a band with sevrel

instrumentle pices. with a rytrhem& led guitar player. you can

check him out at
(removed)
I'm 41 he is 36. looking for my age group.

I 'm a music insrtument dealer looking to form a band called

blackstone. we are didacated to the form we have. come and see

if you'r a capenter. can you biuld a form?
are you the one who will follow the path?
got to keep the lonnies on the path!
besides what you have to lose.

fenderhutz · #2 10-14-2008, 08:02 PM

PLEASE PM me the link for that.

He had to be about 12 beers in on that post.

KsToaDangr · #3 10-14-2008, 08:19 PM

I want that link too. What was that guy on?

...or supposed to be on?

spade2you · #4 10-14-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fenderhutz

He had to be about 12 beers in on that post.

LOL, if you knew the local metal heads around here, this is BASELINE cognitive skills for many of them.

spade2you · #5 10-14-2008, 08:24 PM

Here's another metal ad I saved.

Looking to add some Bootm and Vocals

We are a metal band from Omaha /SW Iowa
We cover from a wide range of bands ..We have origianl meteral that we would to get recored ...So we can get out into the clubs

OK. we looking for decent a bassist , not the next steve harris .Just some who know there instrument (and does not make it as they go !!! ) that also has good ethics about them selfs

Now to the vocalist ...we are open to male or female ...we only ask one thing you have good vocal range

We have a few requirements

1 not a boozer

2 don't have a drug problem

3 will be at practice

4 And the most important this is HAVE FUN

winstonthecat · #6 10-14-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spade2you

Here's another metal ad I saved.

Looking to add some Bootm and Vocals

We are a metal band from Omaha /SW Iowa
We cover from a wide range of bands ..We have origianl meteral that we would to get recored ...So we can get out into the clubs

OK. we looking for decent a bassist , not the next steve harris .Just some who know there instrument (and does not make it as they go !!! ) that also has good ethics about them selfs

Now to the vocalist ...we are open to male or female ...we only ask one thing you have good vocal range

We have a few requirements

1 not a boozer

2 don't have a drug problem

3 will be at practice

4 And the most important this is HAVE FUN

Compared to the 1st add you posted, this one is almost coherent

JKT · #7 10-15-2008, 06:44 AM

Like I've been telling my daughter since she was old enough to understand-- Hon, just do your homework and show up, the bar is so low you're gonna look like a genius

JKT

midnightsin · #8 10-15-2008, 10:33 AM

I saw that one yesterday on slam (you should know what I'm talking about spade). I actually auditioned for that guy but passed cuz they had a drunk friend at the place and he kept bugging me to play my rig and trying to tell me how to do my job.

spade2you · #9 10-15-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by midnightsin

I saw that one yesterday on slam (you should know what I'm talking about spade). I actually auditioned for that guy but passed cuz they had a drunk friend at the place and he kept bugging me to play my rig and trying to tell me how to do my job.

Oy, which guy did you audition for? Either way, I'm sorry, bro!

rollcall · #10 10-15-2008, 02:13 PM

I want to play with him

BlackLake · #11 10-15-2008, 02:20 PM

"Wanted: coherent musicians who can spell"

spade2you · #12 10-15-2008, 02:29 PM

I actually auditioned for the band in the 2nd ad. They call themselves Volume Hogg, but for the last couple of years, I don't think they've actually performed.

Anyway, I was driving to the audition and the neighborhood kept getting worse and worse. Drummer lived on something like 10th and Gunpoint. I don't think he had any teeth at all. Turned out they were HORRIBLE. The drummer couldn't maintain a constant tempo for more than a few seconds and the guitarist was unable to tune his @#$!#$% guitar, so I spent most of the night on my fretless trying to match his notes.

phatbass · #13 10-15-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by spade2you

we would to get recored ...

This sounds like a painful and humiliating medical procedure. After I get recored do I have to sleep on my stomach for a few days?

**bassman314** · #14 10-15-2008, 02:32 PM

FIRE BAD BEER GOOD

midnightsin · #15 10-15-2008, 03:39 PM

it was the add on the first post. I told them that I would think it over and that I had a couple other auditions that I was going through and I'd let em know. Well that was about 10 or 11 months ago. I found a band in Feb that took me and they and I haven't looked back.

jsingles · #16 10-15-2008, 03:41 PM

oh.... o... oh no...

NKUSigEp · #17 10-15-2008, 04:01 PM

It's not really Blackstone...the band's going to be called the Blake Stone Experience.

spade2you · #18 10-15-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightsin

it was the add on the first post. I told them that I would think it over and that I had a couple other auditions that I was going through and I'd let em know. Well that was about 10 or 11 months ago. I found a band in Feb that took me and they and I haven't looked back.

I've more or less sworn off metal because bands like that are pretty much typical of this around here, but I took a look at their myspace page and they looked really creepy. When they uploaded the tunes, it sounded horrible.

LOL, if you think that's bad.......did the manager LLC of The Lords of Steel try to recruit you? She freaking acts like she knows managment but has never taken a management class in her life. http://www.myspace.com/burgundytrashglam This is what they actually sound like. This kind of #$@ doesn't need a freaking manager.

Demian · #19 10-15-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by phatbass

This sounds like a painful and humiliating medical procedure. After I get recored do I have to sleep on my stomach for a few days?

Wuahaha, had a bad laugh on that one...

However, being not a native-speaker of the English language, I might not be in the position to laugh about people not being so good at it, but, well what we have seen in the opening post isn't English anymore. This is an attack on our brains' speech centers. Sorry, but if I wouldn't laugh about it, I would have to cry...

spade2you · #20 10-15-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demian

Wuahaha, had a bad laugh on that one...

However, being not a native-speaker of the English language, I might not be in the position to laugh about people not being so good at it, but, well what we have seen in the opening post isn't english anymore. This is an attack on our brains' speech centers. Sorry, but if I wouldn't laugh about it, I would have to cry...

You're more fluent in your 2nd language than they are in their first and only partial language. LOL, the local old metal heads don't get wise with age....just a steady decline. Sniffing glue and/or meth can do that.