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Old 02-21-2008, 09:09 AM
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wut do u mean around longer? u mean on the site? or like..in life..in general?

the site

Well actually I had been lurking for a long time.

Joining Talkbass was the worst thing I ever did, I no longer have any more free time
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:11 AM
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the site

Well actually I had been lurking for a long time.

Joining Talkbass was the worst thing I ever did, I no longer have any more free time

lol
ok i was gonna say..im sur eyour older then me..im 15....u?

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Old 02-21-2008, 09:13 AM
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yeah looks like ya did....

but your reply made me feel better...thank you.
i did have a pic of me up in this post..but i deleted it...knowing that i'd get poked, prodded, made fun of..or disgusted in some way.

there really isnt a single place...not even on the friggen internet where women can be themselves....and NOT get either made fun of...or hit on constantly....

congrats guys...most of you are pigs....*claps slowly* bravo.....

Grow some thicker skin and get a sense of humor.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:23 AM
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Grow some thicker skin and get a sense of humor.
She's 15. The internet was not designed for 15 year olds, nor can they handle most situations handed to them in both real life and the intronetz.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:26 AM
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She's 15. The internet was not designed for 15 year olds, nor can they handle most situations handed to them in both real life and the intronetz.
Remember that one girl who went cuckoo bananas when she was harassed on myspace?

oh boy, the internets.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:26 AM
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Who is she? Sorry, don't know her.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:35 AM
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She's 15. The internet was not designed for 15 year olds, nor can they handle most situations handed to them in both real life and the intronetz.
Well, I posted this before I read she was 15, but having thick skin and a sense of humor are important in life.

I remember being 15 and thinking I knew everything, man was I wrong.

ps- What is she doing posting at these hours? Shouldn’t she be in school?
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:44 AM
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wow you're an idiot......


also the guy that said that one girl was covering her adams apple...how is that NOT personally attacking her??!?!?!
Oh yes, very much so. I am the dumbest of the dumb, to say the very least. Thank you for reminding me.

Like I said before, I was not necessarily defending every post, and that was one of the posts I was NOT defending.

Lighten up already. If anything your posts have proven that you have skin like rice paper, and that's really not good considering where you're choosing to spend your time.
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:40 AM
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Oh, my... jeez. I'm sorry that I was SO offensive. I sometimes forget how politically correct we need to be here. I edited the original post so that I'm not bringing down talkbass. Everybody that I quoted below had quoted my offensive joke. I removed my post, so would you three please edit your posts so that my horible offensive hatefull comments may be fully stricken from the record. No need to call the mods on me - I'm due to for a self imposed ban anyway. Thanks. Carry on.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:21 AM
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...Paz Lenchantin...


And, of course, Tal Wilkenfeld.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:26 AM
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Grow some thicker skin and get a sense of humor.

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Old 02-21-2008, 11:36 AM
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Well, I posted this before I read she was 15, but having thick skin and a sense of humor are important in life.

I remember being 15 and thinking I knew everything, man was I wrong.

ps- What is she doing posting at these hours? Shouldn’t she be in school?
im posting at these hours because i've been sick for hmm......4 days now...been missin school....totaly sux.

i dont think i know everything just fyi...but i know more then ANY1 gives my credit for. I am wise beyond my years as i've been told by many adults....but you probably arent seein that when im angry.

i have a great sense of humor and thick skin...i can laugh at just about anything.

I'm the funniest out of every1 i know....but dude...you cant expect me 2 be "hahaha"-ing when i am SUPER p*ssed.

also...umm yeah the internet is designed for people of ALL ages......ok...welcome to the 21st century

I know my computers..... i was taking a Jr lvl computer class in 8th grade...ok im not an idiot.

just some of you guys need to have some manners...and some respect for women...those of you who are EXTRA rude...you're probably single..and it may very well stay that way if you dont clean up your act.

For the very few girls that ARE on here....show them some decensy(or however u spell it)
i have yet to find a firl on TB..with a username that is even remotley girl related..nothing like....Princessbassist or something....and theres prolly a reason to that.
If i didnt tell you guys i was a girl..you would never think the wiser.

umm yeah....i just got an infraction because i said stupid.........and a few weeks ago i got in trouble because i said g*y (homose*ual) but i didnt mean it in those terms...i meant it in a different way....but of course...you guys get to post up pictures of naked women and women in lengerie (wow butchered that) and the moderators think its cute.

not very fair...w/e...

are there even any women moderators??

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Old 02-21-2008, 11:42 AM
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a few weeks ago i got in trouble because i said g*y (homose*ual) but i didnt mean it in those terms...i meant it in a different way...
in what way do you mean?

I take offense to that because my significant other came out to me and told me that she swings both ways (and I have been supportive ever since). I still think women ogling pales in comparison to taking someone's lifestyle and using it to describe something that is "stupid."

maybe to even things out we'll post pictures of men in spandex.

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Old 02-21-2008, 11:43 AM
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When she finally grows up, she'll learn that you have to pick and choose what offends you, or you'll consantly be offended.

My wife posts of a few 'woman-dominated' forums, and I can promise you that the discussions about men are way more 'offensive' and 'sexist' than anything I've seen on this thread, or this forum for that matter. It works both ways.

Men like attractive women. Men talk about attractive women. But.........and here's the shocker......women like attractive men. Women talk about attractive men.

She should learn to deal with it. Hopefully, her parents will coach her through this, and more closely monitor her internet usage at the same time.
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look, attractive men and women in the same shot, everyone is happy.

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Old 02-21-2008, 11:48 AM
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Sorry people, this one is done.

Any problems with it, PM me.

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