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Old 08-16-2011, 12:20 AM
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chick vs chick with bass

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Ok I am no super model and this is not the best picture of myself by any means so refraining from rude comments from those who aren't into my physical type would be appreciated.

So which looks better.

Chick




or chick with bass

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Old 08-16-2011, 12:22 AM
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:23 AM
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Oh c'mon.
When I saw the bass the chick disappeared.
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:27 AM
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Holy **** you have a lot of (what I assume is) BDSM paraphernalia hanging on your wall!
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:29 AM
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:31 AM
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:31 AM
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:33 AM
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I only noticed the whips and chains and clubs on the wall... haha
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:37 AM
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The chick with bass picture would be better if you had the same smile as the chick picture, so I vote chick.

Save that 2nd face for when you're using the stuff on the wall :-O
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:41 AM
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jesus mary and joseph...
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:45 AM
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How about a picture of the whole band ?
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:05 AM
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Whips and paddles and chains FTW
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:27 AM
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Getting a better vibe from picture #1. Maybe it's the beer talking
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Getting a better vibe from picture #1. Maybe it's the beer talking
Breakfast beer or hangover?
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Just noticed all of the S&M stuff.
Lions, tigers and bears, oh my.
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