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Old 09-11-2011, 09:25 PM
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Chick vs Chick with Bass Club: Ménage et trois

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What started out as a simple query turned into something so much more. A group of people from all over the place came together with fun, pictures, a bit of sadness but then back to fun. Thus the club and part three of this is upon us.

We believe in the TalkBass mandate of be kind and have fun. . If you don't want to be part of this just leave us to our fun and don't just come in to say how lame you believe we are.

Trolls are quickly dealt with and if you're not careful Bubba, my leather dyke Epiphone Power Bass, will come after you with the CWB spoon of Justice!



And if you really don't get it, The One, The Only, The Deej will wield the Spoon of Justice herself!



So ladies and gentlemen let Epicness continue!

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Old 09-11-2011, 09:37 PM
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Good deal!!! And I'm the first reply!!! (WOO-HOO!)


"The spoon of justice", I think you have a new nickname Deej.
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:42 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:43 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:47 PM
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I think that spoon is bigger than my bass...
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:50 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:54 PM
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Deej, have you ever considered a custom bass that looks like a giant wooden spoon?
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:56 PM
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Deej, have you ever considered a custom bass that looks like a giant wooden spoon?
A Musicman Bongo + sandpaper would do that very quickly.
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I didn't get it then...I don't get it now.

You guys have fun.
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Old 09-11-2011, 09:57 PM
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Im still here for round III. Deej I vote w/spoon!
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I didn't get it then...I don't get it now.

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Just uploading something special for you guys. I apologise in advance for the lighting.

chuck3: Ooo ooOOo me likey! We of course have to have the smiley on there somewhere.

fingerbun: If I should ever win a chunk of cash in the 6/49 I'll make it happen.
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:03 PM
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Since August 16th, which is less than a month we have posted almost 2,100 times and generated over 90,000 veiws on the previous two threads.


Epic!


Oh, I almost forgot... With spoon!
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:10 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:11 PM
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Since August 16th, which is less than a month we have posted almost 2,100 times and generated over 90,000 veiws on the previous two threads.
I wish the real world was like this place.....

and my vote

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Old 09-11-2011, 10:14 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:20 PM
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Lol, this thread is on Part 3 already?! Ya'llz movin' fast!
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:48 PM
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and my vote

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Yes! Thank you, THand! All this spoon talk had me thinking of the Tick and there he is!

Which reminds in a random sort of way . . .

I'd never seen any of David Lynch's work, but I had wanted to for a while. So I started watching Twin Peaks with my Netflix subscription. And the sheriff's secretary in Twin Peaks is also the voice of Dot from The Tick animated series from the 90's.

And as PassivAggressiv said in an earlier post in Pt. II, we got to meet this weekend. She came to a gig I had and we got to hang out and talk a bit. Good times were had by all. Some of her friends got a picture of us before I started the second set, but I'm not sure if she got a hold of it.

Looking forward to seeing where Pt III takes us.
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