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Old 09-02-2011, 12:09 AM
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chick vs chick with bass: electric boogaloo

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Because I love all the people who made the last thread so epic after an hour and many takes with a 10 second delay all by my lonesome.

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Chick without bass giving haters the bird


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Chick with the bass...yes!
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I like these new ones; you look happier!

I'm going to vote with bass, because you've got that "Oh yeah?" look on your face like you're ready to take on a challenge.
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:44 AM
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Awesome... I'm lovin' "Bubba and Booze"
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Old 09-02-2011, 05:03 AM
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Chick without bass giving haters the bird

Obviously chick with bass is near the top of the list. But this one was a great idea, too. It's about time there was picture just for people with nothing but negative to say.
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Old 09-02-2011, 05:23 AM
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Post 2 (which has now been deleted) is exactly why I followed the original thread but never posted. I neither want nor need cheap digs at my appearance or at the cheap bass I currently use.

Deej, you rock. I personally want to see more pics of Evil Undead. As an amateur photographer I really enjoyed those pictures, and I really like her look. Best hair on TB!

Edit: post 2 removed. This post has been edited to reflect that.

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Old 09-02-2011, 06:01 AM
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Great pics. I think you look way cuter without the glasses and with a happy face. I vote for 'chick without bass' here 'cause you're not hiding behind your bass.
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Ready for part II and the continuation of the epic win from part I. With bass Deej, although Chick with bird works too, seeing as how the level of douchebaggery has risen....
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I sat quiet for the entire first section of this thread, laughing hysterically to myself, not having much to add for fear that it wouldn't compare to the epic-ness oozing from these posts. But with so few posts in this one, this is my chance to applaud all you lovely ladies for 1.) Rocking the bass! and 2.) For being comfortable in your own skin! I think confidence and a fun personality is sexy!

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with bass. with bird is pretty good too.
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Yo THand... I am going to stray for one second to say that I was shocked by your avatar picture and as I am saying out loud "Is that bald Paul Stanley?" I read your caption haha. Ok sorry for the tangent... carry on
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I think all is set for another good one... lucky for all that the trolls are heavily out numbered by the Knights of Shining Armor

And that being said I cast my vote for Chick without - props for clever use of "the bird"
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:05 AM
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Here's a Chick with a Bass (in her last name)

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I vote Chick without bass.

(can we now post chick with bird / chick without bird?)
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