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Old 11-13-2011, 09:41 PM
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Chick vs Chick w/Bass: Seven Minutes in Heaven

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The Deej started a thread with a simple question, and that has developed into something rather epic, and cult-ish. I humbly continue it from here:
Chick VS Chick w/Bass: Six Shooter

Chick w/band:


Vs. Wanna-be stage shot (really standing on a bar )


Vs. Chick w/bass
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:48 PM
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Coyote Ugly status! xD

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Old 11-13-2011, 09:49 PM
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I am sure the crowd did not get enough of the on stage set up... so you encored on top the bar
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:51 PM
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I am sure the crowd did not get enough of the on stage set up... so you encored on top the bar
lol...thanks...but it's two different bars...
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:51 PM
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:54 PM
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Excuse me while I wipe the drool off my keyboard....
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:55 PM
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Hey Monkey... your G String is showing!!!
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:57 PM
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Hey Monkey... your G String is showing!!!
lmao...I'm one of those nasty chicks that always leaves it hanging out.
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:57 PM
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Excuse me while I wipe the drool off my keyboard....
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:57 PM
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I can't decide. l like them all, Your Monkyness.
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:58 PM
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:59 PM
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I can't decide. l like them all, Your Monkyness.
I have a few more for you all...just waiting for them to upload.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:00 PM
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lmao...I'm one of those nasty chicks that always leaves it hanging out.
I can tell! I see you like bucking hums too! Dirty girl!

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Old 11-13-2011, 10:01 PM
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I vote Chick with band, Wannabe stage shot and Chick with bass.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:02 PM
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You're killing me.

I got to go take my bp meds. Probably need some pain killers too. I know they have performance enhancers, they got anything to shut that stuff off?
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:04 PM
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I can tell! I see you like bucking hums too! Dirty girl!

lmao...gotta keep my pick-ups active.
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I vote Chick with band, Wannabe stage shot and Chick with bass.
lol...thanks.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:06 PM
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You're killing me.

I got to go take my bp meds. Probably need some pain killers too. I know they have performance enhancers, they got anything to shut that stuff off?
lol...I don't think so....but if it lasts more than 4 hours, you should go to the emergency room.
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:10 PM
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vs. Low Action


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BEHAVE!!!!! THIS THREAD IS PG!!!
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