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Old 10-28-2011, 12:08 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:15 AM
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I was hoping for 'sixual healing'.

I read that one and thought 'I wish I'd come up with that."

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Old 10-28-2011, 12:30 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:09 AM
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I was hoping for 'sixual healing'.

I read that one and thought 'I wish I'd come up with that."

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Old 10-28-2011, 05:25 AM
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I had a feeling it would come to this.......

The new thread starting today that is!
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Old 10-28-2011, 06:23 AM
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Good mornimg all. This is the place on TB to hang with similarly twisted individuals...


I'm so glad that it continues. I look forward to my daily fix.
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:43 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:48 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:49 AM
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Good mornimg all. This is the place on TB to hang with similarly twisted individuals...

I'm so glad that it continues. I look forward to my daily fix.
Did I hear Pittsburgh GTG?! Id make the hike from Lancaster for that
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:22 AM
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:32 AM
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I had a feeling it would come to this.......

The new thread starting today that is!
Awesome, BassGen - You added your Hot Bald Bassist # to your club list in your sig.
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:15 PM
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In addition to the Raycision/P-ray/PRaycision bass Im trading for soon I may be picking up a Peavey 2x15 cabinet from a buddy for $75, which I'll pair with my single 15 cab for a 6 foot tall 3x15 Rig Of Doom. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME.
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:34 PM
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In addition to the Raycision/P-ray/PRaycision bass Im trading for soon I may be picking up a Peavey 2x15 cabinet from a buddy for $75, which I'll pair with my single 15 cab for a 6 foot tall 3x15 Rig Of Doom. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME.
Wow.

Take any pictures that you have attachment to off the walls as a precaution.

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Old 10-28-2011, 12:56 PM
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Wow.

Take any pictures that you have attachment to off the walls as a precaution.

Just realized since I have a Hartke LH1000 it can run 4 cabs. So if i were so inclined I could theoretically run my 2x15, 1x15, AND 4x10 in what I like to call "Deathstar Mode" 0_o
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:13 PM
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Just realized since I have a Hartke LH1000 it can run 4 cabs. So if i were so inclined I could theoretically run my 2x15, 1x15, AND 4x10 in what I like to call "Deathstar Mode" 0_o
Hey, that may just qualify you for the BoneKrushing club.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:14 PM
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Awesome, BassGen - You added your Hot Bald Bassist # to your club list in your sig.
I second this awesome.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:15 PM
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:22 PM
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Just realized since I have a Hartke LH1000 it can run 4 cabs. So if i were so inclined I could theoretically run my 2x15, 1x15, AND 4x10 in what I like to call "Deathstar Mode" 0_o
"welcome to the thunderdome" or "deathstar mode"?

I'm torn, lol.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:26 PM
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In addition to the Raycision/P-ray/PRaycision bass Im trading for soon I may be picking up a Peavey 2x15 cabinet from a buddy for $75, which I'll pair with my single 15 cab for a 6 foot tall 3x15 Rig Of Doom. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME.
Your "P-ray" has inspired me. I am obtaining a Jackson p/j body from a guy locally who say the Poseidon refin and asked me if I wanted the body. At first I said no, but then though about what you are trying. I was thinking I could have the PG cover the "P-holes" and rout out the J hole to fit a stingray style HH pup.

So I hope you don't mind that your inspiration inspired me as well.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:34 PM
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