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Old 03-19-2009, 02:01 PM
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We already have a "chicks at shows" thread, and a "church" thread. How about some chicks at church?

Let see 'em!
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Man I don't think you want to see the "chicks" at my church....
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I used to gig at a church in South Orange County, CA. Lawdy lawdy.
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We don't typically bring cameras when we play at church. My church feels like it takes the focus off of Christ and puts it too much on the musicians.

Besides, you wouldn't be interested in seeing the chicks in the crowd when I play...I stopped playing for the college group so the only girls you will see will be under 4ft tall and 6 years old lol
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Wish I could get some pics off of our DVD's. Let me say how "blessed" we are. We have an inordinate amount of "franchise players" at our church...

That said, I'm sorry, Lord...
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We already have a "chicks at shows" thread, and a "church" thread. How about some chicks at church?

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I just couldn't resist. Will one of you guys save me a good seat in hell
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Novel idea, but... I really don't see this thread going very far
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Well, isn't this thread special......

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I just couldn't resist. Will one of you guys save me a good seat in hell
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