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Chicks at Shows #10: March of the Dimes

If we could embed Ravel's Bolero right here, I would do it. This is the tenth thread of a series that dates back a few years, and an opportunity to show off some of the hotness that happens at your gigs. That's YOUR gigs (although a friend/customer's band shots are welcome, provided that it is obvious that they are amateur photos); not a major tour, or rising star; you or a friend/bandmate should have some role in the images. The prior thread is here.

This will be the last new thread of Chicks at Shows images that I plan to anchor. A "Best of CAS 1-10" thread will follow (assuming that I am alive to do it, natch), but after that, I would like to hand the reins to someone of a like mind.

As always, we've got to restate the disclaimers, guidelines and and rules:

A gal is "best of" when she is re-posted by a minimum of 3 others, and the image has to clearly be show-related (no modeling portfoloio shots, unless it's clearly at a gig, and no reposting of the hotties from the SnorgTees ads). There is an allowance for fairness to lovelies who first appear on page 48 of a CAS thread, or later. They need 2 reposts in their original thread, and are given the first 5 pages of the new thread for 2 more, upon which they are (dirty ol') "grandfathered" in to the HOF that starts the new thread.

Don't post pictures of underage (18 or younger) women. Don't post pictures of your 14 y.o. niece or g/f from your brother's wedding. If you are in doubt, don't post it. If a mod is in doubt, it's gone. Generally, we assume ladies in bars are of age of consent.

This is a 'Chicks at Shows' thread series, please don't post random pics off the internet, whether from your brother's Harley shop, or HotChick.com or whatever. There has to be a relevancy to what we are about, here at TalkBass.

Finally, do not post pics of exposed genitalia or nippleage. The TB rule is that if it is acceptable for Prime Time TV, it is usually acceptable here. If in doubt, don't post the image.

OKAY!! Enough with the bidness. On with the hotness! Let us begin with the Best of Chicks at Shows #9, grouped by OP (so you know whom you might be most jealous of):



OP bassdirty






OP walker rosewood



OP jvanick, edited by BluesBear



OP RawkN4Jesus





OPjaspercbass




OP Digthemlows




OP 62Jazzbass






OP Akito


OP sb69coupe




OP plankspanker13




OP HolmeBass




OP JimB52



OP FloydEye



OP 5StringBlues



OP laylaychrome






OP the yeti





OP Bass Agent





OP Esquillama



OP knumbskull



OP jaywa





OP DonovanBankhead



OP jive1


Special honorable mention (as I am not convinced that this is not a Photoshop job, but enough of y'all liked it):




Gentlemen, Halloween gig season is now upon us. Load your cameras!
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:21 AM
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Nice start. Thank you, plankspanker13!
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Her shirt says, "Sex is Good". How could I NOT get a picture with her?!




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the performance was kinda iffy but there's the dancing girl
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Thanks for the support, gents; you have no idea how much it does my morale good, in these trying times. It's sure a far cry from the reactions in CAS 6 & 7, and proof positive that a good idea can overcome a lot of negativity, with time. That said, one does not want to become a Dick Clark figure about it, and I welcome someone else stepping up to begin CAS #11, when the time comes. Of course, there will be a very special Best of CAS 1-10 thread that I plan to unleash, with a working title of, "Belles of the Ball."
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Of course, there will be a very special Best of CAS 1-10 thread that I plan to unleash, with a working title of, "Belles of the Ball."
sounds like it should be a "sticky".
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Old 10-09-2011, 07:04 PM
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oh yeah, more cell pics:

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sounds like it should be a "sticky".
We're not talking about the condition of the viewer's keyboard or screen, yeti.
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Backstage at a show i did a few weeks ago...outside production office area.
Yes, the shirt is literally painted on.,, Gotta love body paints

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Backstage at a show i did a few weeks ago...outside production office area.
Yes, the shirt is literally painted on.,, Gotta love body paints
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Backstage at a show i did a few weeks ago...outside production office area.
Yes, the shirt is literally painted on.,, Gotta love body paints

and painted bodies... dang!
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Yes, the shirt is literally painted on.,, Gotta love body paints

Uh,

MORE PLEASE!!!
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I have one more of her.. Its a little blurry.. but i may have to Photoshop it or the MODS may get real upset.. rightfully so... let me see if i can blur an area or two...
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At the After Party.. she put on a show.. Her girlfriend was even more visible though if you know what i mean.... Rough crowd...
Doesn't show more than a swim suit.. but that is paint she is wearing.. A real Dirty Girl... not bad for 33 year old.
Personally i dont think these photos are bad.. if so let me know and i will take them down. There are some girls in these threads that show more... Just dont want to get anyone angry here



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Hey..What's Phalex doing there?
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^heh.
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Hey..What's Phalex doing there?
I thought the same thing. Had to do a double look! Good thing he's not holding a corn cob!
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