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Old 02-11-2012, 05:32 AM
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Played a fill-in gig at Aunt Chilada's, uptown. Not having to worry about vocals meant that I had a little time for the camera, and could grab the occasional quick shot. I only took 2, the whole evening:





It sure feels good to have gigs happening more frequently, again.
I approve of women in high boots and tight pants.
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I second that motion. All in favor say aye.
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Old 02-11-2012, 05:56 AM
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Played a fill-in gig at Aunt Chilada's, uptown. Not having to worry about vocals meant that I had a little time for the camera, and could grab the occasional quick shot. I only took 2, the whole evening:



It sure feels good to have gigs happening more frequently, again.
Gentlemen, what we need here is "MORE COWBELL!" (Not that the other chick wasn't pretty fine too)
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Gentlemen, what we need here is "MORE COWBELL!" (Not that the other chick wasn't pretty fine too)
Knew that one was coming; just a matter of how many posts that it would take. No money changed hands; nobody wanted the prop bet.
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Old 02-11-2012, 08:04 AM
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Knew that one was coming; just a matter of how many posts that it would take. No money changed hands; nobody wanted the prop bet.
Well I could have gone after the Cameltoe too....
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:28 AM
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Played a fill-in gig at Aunt Chilada's, uptown. Not having to worry about vocals meant that I had a little time for the camera, and could grab the occasional quick shot. I only took 2, the whole evening:





It sure feels good to have gigs happening more frequently, again.
maybe only 2 but you made 'em count!
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:52 AM
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Gentlemen, what we need here is "MORE COWBELL!"
Have to admit, I didn't even notice the cowbell at first. I thought it was an open-handed gesture, as in, "I want to spank you with this drumstick!"

Shows you where my mind is.
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Old 02-11-2012, 12:24 PM
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Have to admit, I didn't even notice the cowbell at first. I thought it was an open-handed gesture, as in, "I want to spank you with this drumstick!"

Shows you where my mind is.
I didn't notice the cowbell, either, until I noticed she was holding the stick upside down and thought, "***? Is she just a dumb chick?"

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I approve of women in high boots and tight pants.
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I second that motion. All in favor say aye.
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Old 02-13-2012, 08:52 AM
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here's a few from my gig on saturday at Winter Peace Fest in Chicago...





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Old 02-14-2012, 05:32 AM
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More coming.

This is a happy thing. CAS is warming up again!
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Old 02-14-2012, 05:53 AM
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More coming.

There you go! Please do keep these coming.
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We'll see if we can talk her into letting us post video, too.
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WOW!
She's a stunner.

I have found that, if handled the right way, the ladies actually WANT to make this thread, sometimes, and are willing to cooperate. Such was the case of the gal in the little black dress with the CFM boots. The fellow in the right of that shot (which needs 1 more repost for HOF purposes; the other one has already made it) is her man, and he got the biggest kick out of the whole thing. I would not be surprised if he were not checking this thread, which does seem to be making a great comeback. The economy in the USA has gotten a bit better, to where some of us are gigging more frequently, and the warmer weather is coming for the Northern Hemisphere. It's already here, in some places. It hit 80*F where I live, a few days ago.


EDIT: The best news of all is that I have some great dates coming up in March, in venues both large and small, which means that I am looking forward to trying to outdo my notorious St Paddy's Day 2010 output (back in CAS 6 or 7, I think, but "cigarette girl/Flo" still gets a lot of love, here on TB). It's another big outdoor event for me on 3/17, and that means plenty of green, redheads, and Warwick (FNA Jazzman 2002 LTD) action shots.
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:39 AM
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It's another big outdoor event for me on 3/17, and that means plenty of green, redheads, and Warwick (FNA Jazzman 2002 LTD) action shots.
War-what? Chicks, dude. Chicks.
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Old 02-15-2012, 07:11 AM
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