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Old 08-31-2012, 07:29 AM
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Chicks at Shows #11: Louder than Nigel Tuffnel's Amp

This thread is a continuation of this one (which was a continuation of another one, etc.): http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f32/ch...h-dimes-815151 .

As always, we've got to restate the disclaimers, guidelines and and rules:

A gal is "best of" when she is re-posted by a minimum of 3 others, and the image has to clearly be show-related (no modeling portfoloio shots, unless it's clearly at a gig, and no reposting of the hotties from the SnorgTees ads). There is an allowance for fairness to lovelies who first appear on page 48 of a CAS thread, or later. They need 2 reposts in their original thread, and are given the first 5 pages of the new thread for 2 more, upon which they are (dirty ol') "grandfathered" in to the HOF that starts the new thread.

Don't post pictures of underage (18 or younger) women. Don't post pictures of your 14 y.o. niece or g/f from your brother's wedding. If you are in doubt, don't post it. If a mod is in doubt, it's gone. Generally, we assume ladies in bars are of age of consent.

This is a 'Chicks at Shows' thread series, please don't post random pics off the internet, whether from your brother's Harley shop, or HotChick.com or whatever. There has to be a relevancy to what we are about, here at TalkBass.

Finally, do not post pics of exposed genitalia or nippleage. The TB rule is that if it is acceptable for Prime Time TV, it is usually acceptable here. If in doubt, don't post the image.

OKAY!! Enough with the bidness. On with the hotness! Let us begin with the Best of Chicks at Shows #10, in rough chronological order:


OP: svtb15


OP: jive1


OP: GtenderG


OP: RawkN4Jesus (but it's the yeti and Britt in the pic; that's friendship for ya!)


OP: RawkN4Jesus


OP: Dark Horse


OP: BassAgent; yes, he has a lot more pix that have been reposted in this thread, but most are retreads from earlier threads.


OP: Bish3013


OP: plankspanker13


OP: the yeti


OP: efe gallagher




OP: the yeti







OP: JimB52



OP: Rocksolid



OP: MrDOS





OP: jimc


OP: In Air Bassists





OP: paparoof



OP: Lon86


OP: eli


OP: akito






OP: Frankjohnson


OP: plankspanker13
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:53 AM
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Great way to start the morning.

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Old 08-31-2012, 08:08 AM
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in. is there an all time hof?
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OP: GtenderG
I swear to god, I think I know her!
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Old 08-31-2012, 02:33 PM
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I swear to god, I think I know her!
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Old 09-02-2012, 04:02 AM
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Most definitely subbed. If I could ever figure out how to post my Kerrville pics from May-June, they'd go here.
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:43 AM
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Most definitely subbed. If I could ever figure out how to post my Kerrville pics from May-June, they'd go here.
load them on photobucket and use the insert image tool (8th from right on bottom row above). you can use any photo hosting site. most are free/easy.

still having trouble, send me a pm.
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load them on photobucket and use the insert image tool (8th from right on bottom row above). you can use any photo hosting site. most are free/easy.

still having trouble, send me a pm.
Or imageshack; once you upload an image, it gives a choice of links, one of which is for forums.
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Couple recent weddings... Yes, I was obsessed with this brunette in the flower dress. Yummy!!!!







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Couple recent weddings... Yes, I was obsessed with this brunette in the flower dress. Yummy!!!!

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Baby got back!
No doubt!!! That booty was pure perfection!!!
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Couple recent weddings... Yes, I was obsessed with this brunette in the flower dress. Yummy!!!!

It's understandable.
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YES she does.
Some things look better when viewed from the REAR.
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Old 09-04-2012, 08:38 AM
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Couple recent weddings... Yes, I was obsessed with this brunette in the flower dress. Yummy!!!!







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These were the chicks in the front row of my gig last Saturday...
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Here's another chick from the same show...
(My 14-year-old daughter, who sang one song with us.)

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Party foul, EricF, even if the pix are in good taste, and have your lovely daughter. The rules are the rules. Let the mods decide.

Meanwhile, for those of you who wanted more of my friend, who is the last in the Hall of Fame post, that started this thread, I caught this on her FB, today:




EDIT: Of course, I am also committing a party foul, since this is not a gig shot, but hey, y'all were asking for it. I can only hope that it is visible, as the FB privacy settings are customized.
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Old 09-05-2012, 06:56 AM
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Party foul, EricF, even if the pix are in good taste, and have your lovely daughter. The rules are the rules. Let the mods decide.
Oh, pish tosh. Cute shots. I say we keep 'em.
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