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Old 11-14-2012, 01:49 PM
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Almost a chic at a show.

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Almost a chic at a show.

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Wow... dare I ask, why "almost?"
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because of your post, i have just quit my band! the truth is liberating! infact,... i think i'm about to leave my wife!!! and move to Canada!!!! and buy a boat!!!!!
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Old 11-14-2012, 02:41 PM
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I was wondering... might explain Blue's expression?
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Wow... dare I ask, why "almost?"
Not completely sure she was a chic.

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Old 11-14-2012, 02:57 PM
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Wow... dare I ask, why "almost?"
I had the same question but was afraid to ask. Thank you for asking it for me.
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:00 PM
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In my travels, it seems that VFW's have the hottest chicks..
They lost me the second I saw their mouths.
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Almost a chic at a show.

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Still better than the duck faces. Id rather take my chances than spend an evening with Huey and Luey.
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:16 PM
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Almost a chic at a show...Blue
Blue, after seeing the expression on your face I am wondering where "her" right hand is....and what it is doing!
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Blue, after seeing the expression on your face I am wondering where "her" right hand is....and what it is doing!
Looks like the face of someone being "Squirrel gripped"
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LOL@"duckface". I had no idea what you meant until I scrolled back up to look at the picture. Duckface! Totally agree with you.
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Still better than the duck faces. Id rather take my chances than spend an evening with Huey and Luey.
I would rather bee seen with whatever it is than some of the women I've gone out with.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:22 PM
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Still better than the duck faces. Id rather take my chances than spend an evening with Huey and Luey.
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Not completely sure she was a chic.

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"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you."
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The terminology must be a regional thing since here in Jersey I thought that was called "guido fish lips".

And whatever it's called, it's not attractive and looks downright stupid.
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Not completely sure she was a chic.
Brutal.
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"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you."
Pull a "Crocodile Dundee" and grab his/her crotch.
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Camel Toes ?

In them shorts, you should be able to tell.
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:12 AM
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Not completely sure she was a chic.

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Ah, that's what I was wondering. Hard to tell from the blurry pic.

Gotta check the hands. Not a lot of dudes have chick hands.
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:30 AM
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They lost me the second I saw their mouths.
If I ever see them again, I'll let them know. I'm sure they'll be heartbroken they didn't pass muster.
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:35 AM
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If I ever see them again, I'll let them know. I'm sure they'll be heartbroken they didn't pass muster.
i like 'em! (maybe that will ease their pain...)

particularly the brunette
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