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Old 12-16-2012, 02:02 PM
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Had a really fun gig -- the old band is back together!!! -- and here are a few long-time fans AND new converts.

One of our long-time faves:


Two more devoted fans:


Our intrepid server:


And the fresh... er... enthusiasts!



Oh, to be a butterfly:



This here butterface was SO juicy and danced like a demon and an angel rolled into one. Yum! Did I mention I *like* grown-up and lush?


And THIS little doll...


Wish I could have taken video just of her walk... a truly world-class rhythm section! This is a nice pic but doesn't BEGIN to do justice.


All in all, QUITE pleased to have this band back together... for quite a few reasons!
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:14 PM
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Here is a pic of the hot bartender we had at the gig last weekend. The one thing that I didn't notice right away is the sign above her head that says "No one is listening until you make a mistake". That could be the motto of every bass player.







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I never get to get any shots - but did receive



this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!

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here are a few long-time fans AND new
Our intrepid server:

All in all, QUITE pleased to have this band back together... for quite a few reasons!
I don't know how you guys sound - but I SURE would come out to see your crowd!!!
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:46 AM
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I never get to get any shots - but did receive



this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
I, uh, think her, uh, tag is showing.
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:06 AM
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I never get to get any shots - but did receive



this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
nice!
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:50 AM
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this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
Nice!

I wish I had the presence of mind to take a picture of the girls that were dancing at my last gig..I was too busy enjoying the show!
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:43 AM
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this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
Nice!
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Nice!
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Her top is actually inside out......
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Her top is actually inside out......
I think she must have walked tou your gig in the rain and her top and skirt both shrank. But God bless her for that! [/horndawg]
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My money says that she is staff at the venue; looks a bit too like a uniform, to me.
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:17 PM
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My money says that she is staff at the venue; looks a bit too like a uniform, to me.
Nah, I like my fantasy idea better!
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:05 PM
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this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
HoF material, for sure!
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:45 PM
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Yeah, but did get a "shot"?
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:59 AM
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this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!
Awesome. I also got to play a holiday party this week, for the place where I work. Did one set with one band and another set with another band later, and inbetween the sets I got some girls to turn me into Shrek.

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Old 12-21-2012, 05:36 AM
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this from a recent "Holiday Party" we did!

Peek-a-Boo Panties?
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:36 AM
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More Christmas party goodness, with better photos.



The one on the right was also one of the Minnie Mouse singerbabe/dancers mentioned in the other thread.



This girl was pretending to be mad at me that I wasn't playing the bass that she helped me pick out.
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:20 AM
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More Christmas party goodness, with better photos.



The one on the right was also one of the Minnie Mouse singerbabe/dancers mentioned in the other thread.



This girl was pretending to be mad at me that I wasn't playing the bass that she helped me pick out.
The girl with the hood..oh my.
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:25 AM
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Old 12-21-2012, 12:17 PM
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Little Red Riding Hood is a vision - what a beautiful girl!!!
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The girl with the hood..oh my.
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More Christmas party goodness, with better photos.



The one on the right was also one of the Minnie Mouse singerbabe/dancers mentioned in the other thread.



This girl was pretending to be mad at me that I wasn't playing the bass that she helped me pick out.
also pretty amazing looking!
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