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Old 02-08-2013, 08:01 AM
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It was a pretty busy night of live band karaoke:

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Woot!

sidenote: Live Band karaoke sounds like fun but I'd guess you have to know a lot of songs!
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It was a pretty busy night of live band karaoke:

The guitard got into coaching the guests




These two are nothing but fun (bonus of hot bartender, right):



How nice of her to oblige the photog with showing what my view was






Overall this looks like a GREAT night!
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:37 AM
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It was a pretty busy night of live band karaoke:

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Same Bar, same shirt, same band, different bass, and different chicks.
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Alright, so here is one from last saturday's gig. My chorist/vocalist:

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Old 02-18-2013, 01:55 PM
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Alright, so here is one from last saturday's gig. My chorist/vocalist:

She's a hottie..nice legs!
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:04 PM
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Yeah that's a good one. Nice work Pepper.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:53 AM
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Yeah that's a good one. Nice work Pepper.
Except she's a Singerbabe (different thread) not a CAS...right? It's so blurry and confusing.
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Who cares, we NEED to see more pics. of her.
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She's a hottie..nice legs!
Sturdy stock, for sure.
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She's got bigger legs than Earl Campbell or Tom Platz. Look them up.
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Is her name Emma?
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She's got bigger legs than Earl Campbell or Tom Platz. Look them up.
Why would we want to look at Earl or Tom's legs? Is there something you're not telling us?
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:58 PM
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Man! What've I done! Haha... Well, I didn't even know there was a "singerbabes" thread, now I'll have to check that up.

Yes she is beautiful and she's like a sister to me. She doesn't work out that much, just stays in shape like every other girl. Let's say that's a natural quality.

No, her name is not Emma, Plank.

And I don't know if this is the first time someone does this with this thread but I didn't resist to show all the "thumbs up" she got here. I had to explain a lot of things though... you know, what's talkbass, what's this thread, who are all this guys commenting on her beauty and legs haha. She understood completely and thought this is funny! You actually did something amazing as she broke up with her boyfriend recently (hold your horses right there!) and her self-esteem was a little bit low because of that and you raised it again!

So her message to you is: Thank you for all your kind comments!

I also thank you for making my female friend feel good for a moment again!

Rock on! and keep posting pics of these amazing God's creatures!
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Man! What've I done! Haha... Well, I didn't even know there was a "singerbabes" thread, now I'll have to check that up.

Yes she is beautiful and she's like a sister to me. She doesn't work out that much, just stays in shape like every other girl. Let's say that's a natural quality.

No, her name is not Emma, Plank.

And I don't know if this is the first time someone does this with this thread but I didn't resist to show all the "thumbs up" she got here. I had to explain a lot of things though... you know, what's talkbass, what's this thread, who are all this guys commenting on her beauty and legs haha. She understood completely and thought this is funny! You actually did something amazing as she broke up with her boyfriend recently (hold your horses right there!) and her self-esteem was a little bit low because of that and you raised it again!

So her message to you is: Thank you for all your kind comments!

I also thank you for making my female friend feel good for a moment again!

Rock on! and keep posting pics of these amazing God's creatures!
Well, that goes back at you too (seriously, she's insanely attractive! )
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I see that the Zappa reference of my prior post flew over everyone's head, thus far. Oh well, when someone gets it, we'll probably see some evidence, here.

Yeah, CAS got to the point where those of us backing hot singerbabes were getting lazy, and posting pix, in the CAS threads, so I started this, in mid-2012, and it is already up to thread #2:

"I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux
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I see that the Zappa reference of my prior post flew over everyone's head, thus far. Oh well, when someone gets it, we'll probably see some evidence, here.

Yeah, CAS got to the point where those of us backing hot singerbabes were getting lazy, and posting pix, in the CAS threads, so I started this, in mid-2012, and it is already up to thread #2:

"I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux
Singerbabes in the CAS thread; sounds like a big dilemma.
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:26 AM
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I see that the Zappa reference of my prior post flew over everyone's head, thus far. Oh well, when someone gets it, we'll probably see some evidence, here.

Yeah, CAS got to the point where those of us backing hot singerbabes were getting lazy, and posting pix, in the CAS threads, so I started this, in mid-2012, and it is already up to thread #2:

"I Back a Hot Singerbabe Club" Part Deux
It didn't go over my head..I just didn't comment on it. My band plays that tune.
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