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Old 01-29-2010, 08:50 AM
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Chicks at Shows 6: Plankspankers 9's and the Wonderful Land of Oz!

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The tradition continues, and we start with the best from Chicks at Shows, Parts 1-5:

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-OP denhou1974



-OP Vic


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-OP Snakeman1066


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-OP MikeBass


-OP Vic


-OP the yeti


-OP BritPicker, edited by ERIC31


-OP the yeti



-OP ERIC31


-OP Andrew Jones


-OP plankspanker13 (yeah, she's not my fave among my own pix, but y'all seem to love her)


-OP Steveaux


-OP the yeti


-OP plankspanker13 (again, not my fave among my own, but it's gotten a lot of feedback)


-OP beyondhairy


-OP JimB52


-OP bzmark
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:53 AM
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Nice start!!!!

-although the leopard print cleavage girl was originally from my post
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:56 AM
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OOOO, sorry about that, blondmix3; I really tried to credit the true OP of each shot, and must have somehow missed your first one. Thanks for being a good sport. Looks like I have one more edit to make as well.

EDIT: OK, we've gotten everything fixed. Please bear in-mind that the "best of" is compiled from images still available from their original hosts, and those deemed borderline offensive by moderators are not included (I see that 2 have been removed, but knew about it via PM beforehand; it is my own fault for not taking them out of my coding document when posting). The criteria for selection were 1) hotness (duh!) 2) reposts 3) image quality. Usually, if there were reposts, items #1 and 3 of the aforementioned were givens.

OK, gentlemen, let's see some new ones, or reposts of those that may have moved to different hosts (meaning that the OP would have to update us).
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The other "Best of" that I posted.. Looks like the link messed up in the first post on this one.

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-OP plankspanker13 (yeah, she's not my fave among my own pix, but y'all seem to love her)
She is definitely my favorite
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:32 AM
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Good job Spanks, thanks for doing the work!

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-OP MatticusMania
I dont want to be a spoilsport or anything, but I'd just like to clarify that these two are actually my contributions. Thats my girlfriend (and thanks for the Best of Nom!) and these pics were put up from a link that I posted.

But personally, this one is my favorite from the link:


More here: http://photo.net/photodb/folder?folder_id=943463
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:50 AM
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POST GUIDELINES - Please read.

Since this issue came up earlier, I would like to reiterate
some guidleines of posting pics.

About the over/under age issue. We don't have any formal
criteria there. Please use some common sense here.

If they are in a bar, I figure legal drinking age and fair game.

If they are at a wedding function/party/private affair, and
you think or know they are underage, get permission. We
don't need complaints from parents of minors. I will remove
any pics of a suggestive nature that appear to be underage.

If they are in band publicity photos posted on the internet,
I figure fair game. Doesn't really qualify as CAS, though.
There are other threads, in the Lobby for instance, on female
bassists. I think there is one in Misc or Off topic as well.

If the site rules are followed, there should be no problem.
No profanity, and acceptable for prime network TV time is
pretty much the standard.

For our younger bass bretheren, I understand their frustration.
But this site isn't going to alleviate their voyeuristic needs
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for viewing by minors per our usage agreement.

I think we can all live with that.

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nice. matticus, i was thinking the same thing. that and what a lucky bastage you are.
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Thanks for the credit, but that second pic isn't mine. Dunno whose, but I can't take credit for it. The top one is, though.
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:26 AM
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I think we can all live with that.
Absolutely. Thanks for posting this back up again so hopefully there won't be any questions or misposts from here on out.
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To Vic & Noonan -

I really tried to credit the OP as much as possible, and did fix the coding to have that first of the 2 wedding shots show up; Ms. Red Dress in that subservient pose is just too good not to share.

To those who want Mosh Pit Girl, I would say that she's certainly inspired a lot of commentary and reposts, but c'mon, does she really stand up to the other lovelies here?

Thanks again to those who adore our lovely server from D'Arcy McGee's Tempe from this past NYE. I even got a PM about what kind of bass that she is holding.

It's Friday, gents; gig night. There's gotta be more lovelies incoming soon!
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To those who want Mosh Pit Girl, I would say that she's certainly inspired a lot of commentary and reposts, but c'mon, does she really stand up to the other lovelies here?

Anyone who may be interested in MoshGirl pics can have their plenty, as she has an entire thread devoted to her in OT!
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To Vic & Noonan -

I really tried to credit the OP as much as possible, and...
Cool, and yeah, I can imagine it was kind of a pain in the wazoo to get this done, so I'm pretty sure I speak for all posters and lurkers when I say it was awesome of you to do this. Just me tryin' to help out in some small way. I'm sure there's no rush to "fix" it, and if it can't be figured out, just put "OP - TBD" or something. If they care, they'll step up and say so. Otherwise, we can still see the pic, so no biggie.

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