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The saga continues! The history is here if you need it. In keeping with a tradition that I am trying to establish, we begin with the best of CAS #6:


OP - Gassieball (edit by the yeti)


OP - voodoobassist




OP - plankspanker13


OP - Phalex


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OP -Jasiu3zd
















OP - plankspanker13


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OP - Time Consumer




OP - jimmy rocket


OP - Mark Wilson


OP - eli


OP - strozey


OP - Phalex


OP - ChiliPepper




OP - the yeti


OP - eli


OP - the yeti


OP - plankspanker13




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OP - Bard2dbone
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part 7 eh? ok.
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part 7 eh? ok.
That's right. Each new thread links the one prior, and, starting with Part 6, we began the "best of" to start the new thread. Part 6 has the best of parts 1-5 to start with.

It's all about raising the bar...among other things.
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GLARING omission from the best of Bard2dbone's last round of posts:



Also surprised that the following didn't make the cut yet:



OP - Esquillama



OP - Noonan768




OP - codymb

And my favorite shot of plank's "milk-jugs chick":

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GLARING omission from the best of Bard2dbone's last round of posts:



Also surprised that the following didn't make the cut yet:



OP - Esquillama



OP - Noonan768




OP - codymb

And my favorite shot of plank's "milk-jugs chick":

Sorry; some of them only had 2 re-posts by others. In the case of the first gal in blue, she was reposted by the OP; that does not count for my purposes. I am also not in the habit of counting reposts from prior CAS threads.

There has already been some thought given as to how my criteria might be a bit unfair to ladies who first appear in the final 3 pages of a 50-page thread. I had been leaning towards giving the honor to anyone with 2 re-posts in the prior thread, and who has further demonstrable appreciation (nice legalese) on the inaugural page of a new thread. The gal in blue has thus been edited into the first post of this thread.

As for the meaning of "further demonstrable appreciation," I am going to offer the loose interpretation of "4 reposts, with the minimum of 2 in the original thread, on Page 48 or after, and a minimum of 2 in the first 2 pages of the new thread." This special rule shall only be applicable to ladies who first appear on Page 48 or above of a prior thread. Everyone else prior to that has had ample opportunity for 3 re-posts by others (not the OP). Hopefully, the fairness intended by this is readily seen.
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Now I officially feel I have made it here on TB, I have a best of chicks at show pick under my belt finally! lol
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I'm sure that Branwen, Sharon, Veronika, that twin girl whose name I can't remember, and Soleil all appreciate your appreciation. But what happened to Maria and Panika? (The one in gray and black withthe big smile and the black haired profile girl in white.) I though surely Maria would have made the cut. Does it help that there were two pics posted of her and both were re-posted?
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Yes, Bard, I had your pix in mind when titling the thread.

Again, "Best of" is about reposts by others than the OP, with fair accomodation made to those who first appear late in the thread. If another would repost those ladies before this thread ends Page 2, then they will qualify. The system that I have devised is a form of fan voting (via reposts). Many will contend (and rightly so) that a certain pic is hotter than any other; beauty is subjective. Thus, it is the repost count that is the big criteria, since it means that at least 3 other TB-ers think that a particular gal is hot. My own favorite among my own pix did not make "best of," and gals that I did not think would make "best of" did, in fact, make the cut.

Yes, rules blow, but without them, there is anarchy. I have striven to keep them to a minimum, and to keep them as fair as possible.

As for more pix, I should have some new ones, as there is a gig Friday, and this is the hottest time of the year in AZ, so I expect a lot of minimally-clad hotness. Alas, I learned that singerbabe will not be making the gig, and we'll have a dude guest-MCing this live band karaoke gig (none other than her b/f, the pro photog who captured many of the lovelies I've posted; I'll give him my humble cam, and he'll still work miracles).
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