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Old 09-16-2010, 09:17 AM
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Chicks at Shows #8: Endless Jibbah Jabbah

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Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. The history is here if you need it. In keeping with what has become a custom, we begin with the best of CAS #7 (search the early pages of that thread for some criteria for what it takes to be "best of"). Gotta give a special shout to jschwalls for making CAS7 so epic, and scratch my head at what happened to all of the lovelies in their boots, playing in the mud, since there were enough re-posts to include them in the following litany:


OP: loend68



OP: chris.gotfunk





OP: pharmakon


OP: StuartV



OP: the yeti


OP: pasta4inch


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OP jschwalls (well done, sir!)


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OP: Lowend65


OP: Akami (what happened to the Irish girls in boots having fun in the mud?)



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OP: rollerberg2000, edited by gus1984


OP: jimmy rocket


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OP: Esquillama


OP: Phalex


OP: tombowlus


OP: Vic
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Oh my, how could I have missed that one???!!!!
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My FAV Monday morning thread. I have to b in on this one.
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Old 09-16-2010, 10:27 AM
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My FAV Monday morning thread. I have to b in on this one.
Just Monday? I'm here daily!
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Old 09-16-2010, 10:29 AM
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same chic? somebody posted the bottom one in like part 4 or 5...
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Old 09-16-2010, 10:38 AM
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Good catch, and interesting postulation, yeti.
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This thread and it's contents is 50% part of the reason most musicians I know took up an instrument in the first place IME
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Took a bunch of pics at a buddie's band's show a few weeks ago, forgot I had these:







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Let's not leave this one out...



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Old 09-16-2010, 12:42 PM
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In for VIII!!!
Sheesh, they'll let anyone in this place...

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Yes, thank you... let's definitely not leave her out. She's my favorite from any of these threads thusfar. Plus, she's selling both Nat Shermans and American Spirit! How would I choose? Eh, I'd just take the girl... I think I'd be too busy to smoke.
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Glad I'm not the only one to apprecite this!
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Yay! Stripper car wash made it! And I'm glad someone else brought up cigarette girl. She is (wait for it....) SMOKIN'!
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Glad I'm not the only one to apprecite this!
+1 IMO she has a elfish look of wickness (Irish?), I reckon she would be fun company and like a good laugh : )
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same chic? somebody posted the bottom one in like part 4 or 5...
yowzers i remember seeing that and the resemblance is uncanny. anybody up for an in-person comparison? I nominate myself

also, definately in for 8, maybe i'll get to add a picture or too (probably not...i'd guess most doom shows are guys)



non-cougar pics= +2
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Plus, she's selling both Nat Shermans and American Spirit! How would I choose? Eh, I'd just take the girl... I think I'd be too busy to smoke.
I was fairly certain from the minute I saw her, that she's a girl with good *ahem* taste.
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