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Old 03-03-2011, 10:43 AM
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Chicks at Shows #9: Bring at Least Six

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Spring is spring, de grass is ris' -and there's certainly a few more good things coming up here. No need to wonder where "da boidies is." The Chicks at Shows saga goes ever-onward. Here's the previous thread, if you need it, but, as is the custom, we begin the 9th thread in this series with the best of CAS#8, as determined by your comments and re-posts:







OP: giacomini




OP: Lesfunk




OP: coop




OP: andysvec












OP: ez-rhino






OP: basskababble




OP: doctorpunch




OP: GtenderG





OP: TBird1958





OP: Frankjohnson




OP: FunkyMan














OP: lowend219








OP: Rocksolid




OP: passin wind






OP: nemo




OP: QORC




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OP: plankspanker13












OP: Noonan768









OP: the yeti






OP: JimB52




OP: britainblues





OP: Lublin

Pix are grouped by OP, not always the order of appearance in the last thread (although I generally adhere to that). Now you know whom to be most jealous of, when wishing for great gigs.

Alas, wateroftyne's lovely Christmas show pix are no-longer visible via their original links. They would have made this litany, if they were still available. We loved them. The same is also true of the lovelies in the Crown Royal bag suit pix.

Just for clarity's sake: A gal is "best of" when she is re-posted by a minimum of 3 others, and the image has to clearly be show-related (no modeling portfoloio shots, unless it's clearly at a gig, and no reposting of the hotties from the SnorgTees ads). There is an allowance for fairness to lovelies who first appear on page 48 of a CAS thread, or later. They need 2 reposts in their original thread, and are given the first 5 pages of the new thread for 2 more, upon which they are (dirty ol') "grandfathered" in to the HOF that starts the new thread.

After this thread, and the CAS#10 that is sure to follow, I plan to have a (hopefully quickly) closed "Best of CAS 1-10 Hall of Fame" thread, and turn the reins over to a fellow keeper of the flame (who is yet TBD). It can take the better part of 2 uninterrupted hours to honestly tabulate and assemble the HOF's, but I have kept the code for the HOF posts, since I started them in CAS#6, and thus, the Best of 1-10 will be easy as...a certain notorious EHX pedal.

Let the enjoyment continue, and remember to keep those hands on the keyboard, where we can see 'em. Share some loveliness from your own shows, too. Don't forget to play by the moderator's rules:

"Don't post pictures of underage (18 or younger) women. Don't post pictures of your 14 y.o. niece or g/f from your brother's wedding. If you are in doubt, don't post it. If a mod is in doubt, it's gone. Generally, we assume ladies in bars are of age of consent.

This is a 'Chicks at Shows' thread series, please don't post random pics off the internet, whether from your brother's Harley shop, or www.hotchick.ccom or whatever. Especially not from your radio controlled helicopter forum 'Hot Chicks' thread and the like.

Finally, do not post pics of exposed genitalia or nippleage. The TB rule is that if it is acceptable for Prime Time TV, it is usually acceptable here. If in doubt, don't post the image."
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:10 AM
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Just leapfrogging this one to the top so hopefully people see there's a new thread (it's currently BELOW #8).
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#9 already! At this rate we'll catch up to the Lakland Owners Group thread.
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Old 03-05-2011, 10:53 AM
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Alas, wateroftyne's lovely Christmas show pix are no-longer visible via their original links. They would have made this litany, if they were still available. We loved them. The same is also true of the lovelies in the Crown Royal bag suit pix.
Oops, I recently got rid of the domain the Crown Royal All Star pics were originally hosted on. You're welcome to hot link one or both from this post into the HOF thread, or not.



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Nothing but the dreaded red X appears where the photos should be, in the above post, on both of my 'puters. Houston, we still have a problem.
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:26 AM
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^ i see 'em. 'specially the woman in the yellow coat.
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I now see 'em too. Must've been a server issue. I'll get 'em grandfathered in, since they rightly deserved it.
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Old 03-05-2011, 05:09 PM
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I now see 'em too. Must've been a server issue. I'll get 'em grandfathered in, since they rightly deserved it.
Cool. I fixed the links in the last thread while I was at it. We could just delete this whole exchange if you want?
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Some friendly college girls from last night's gig:


I had to get out on the dance floor, how could I resist?
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#9 already! At this rate we'll catch up to the Lakland Owners Group thread.
But there is quality content in the CAS thread = significant difference...
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But there is quality content in the CAS thread = significant difference...
easy now. some of those pics are (almost) just as stunning as these. kinda.
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No comment but I like Lakland basses, not as much as hot chicks though. LONG LIVE CAS!!!
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Got me about a months worth of gig pics to upload from my camera. I can guarantee there are plenty that will be making an appearance in this thread!!
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Got me about a months worth of gig pics to upload from my camera. I can guarantee there are plenty that will be making an appearance in this thread!!
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Got me about a months worth of gig pics to upload from my camera. I can guarantee there are plenty that will be making an appearance in this thread!!
You've been holding out on us for a MONTH??!? Your thoughtlessness is matched ONLY by the quality of your submittals...
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