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Old 03-26-2011, 06:40 PM
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From an engineering standpoint, the tensile strength of that fabric is quite remarkable.
I'm not sure I much care about the fabric to be honest, I'm more concerned about what's beneath it.
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thank god for small favors.
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:52 PM
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Yeah she's hot, but looks like way too much work and way too high maintanence. Give me Plain Jane any day of the week.

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Old 03-27-2011, 12:34 AM
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Yeah she's hot, but looks like way too much work and way too high maintanence. Give me Plain Jane any day of the week.

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Old 03-27-2011, 09:33 AM
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Some Bachelorettes from this weekend



And just to prove that I was there and it was a gig:
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:36 AM
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Oh, and there was a birthday girl too:
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:48 AM
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Yeah she's hot, but looks like way too much work and way too high maintanence. Give me Plain Jane any day of the week.
I ain't thinking about MARRYING her, just some co-ed pushups.
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:48 AM
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Yeah she's hot, but looks like way too much work and way too high maintanence. Give me Plain Jane any day of the week.

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Before the reward there must be labor. You plant before you harvest. You sow in tears before you reap joy.
I'm thinking there could be some bountiful harvests.
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Old 03-27-2011, 02:57 PM
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I ain't thinking about MARRYING her, just some co-ed pushups.
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I'm very happily married (and intend to stay that way!), I'm not even interested in talking to her, this is just eye candy.
Please proceed!
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Old 03-27-2011, 06:52 PM
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I've been lurking in this thread, but this may be "The One":

Wow!

(OP: TBird1958 )

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Old 03-28-2011, 12:07 AM
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Alright. This is my first post in here.
A Beatles Tribute and she was invited to sing Oh! Darling along with me (on the right, of course)



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Old 03-28-2011, 11:27 AM
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Ok, Walker Rosewood's cleavage queen has ruled this installation of CAS so far... but as a public service, I'll just pass along that it looks like there was more going on at Ugly Disco that night... Hope it's not out of bounds to post chicks from other guys' gigs.









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Old 03-28-2011, 11:45 AM
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Now THAT's what I call a 6-pack!
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No more roids for the one on the right please....
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Please laces...just give up...You know you want to!!
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:18 PM
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for the curvey lovers
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I've been lurking in this thread, but this may be "The One":

Wow!

(OP: TBird1958)

yup
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:00 AM
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yeeeaaaaah



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Old 03-29-2011, 02:17 AM
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...any one else's critters lick their basses?

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Old 03-29-2011, 05:38 AM
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Alright. This is my first post in here.
A Beatles Tribute and she was invited to sing Oh! Darling along with me (on the right, of course)



Nothing quite like a Mexican girl, eh? Post more!
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