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Old 09-03-2007, 09:16 PM
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Chicks at shows. Lets see them.

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Yes.

Lets see them all.



I like the 2nd one. Its like im being propositioned.
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The drunk ones are always the best to take pictures with
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Old 09-03-2007, 10:07 PM
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LOL!
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THis thread delivers!
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:56 PM
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This pic came out awesome I think:
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:00 AM
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This pic came out awesome I think:
Those stage monitors are pushing a hell of a lot of air!
They should have warning signs posted!
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:49 AM
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:13 AM
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This pic came out awesome I think:
dude, that picture rocks so hard

I'd like to see some chicks head banging at out shows, but usually the stand in the back because stupid guys mosh near the front
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:48 PM
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From my old band, Perfect Nine... we invited some girls to come up on stage with us... I had to put down my g****r and dance with them (this was before I switched to bass):



That's me, on the left with the beard, looking like a dork.
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:12 AM
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Yes.

Lets see them all.



I like the 2nd one. Its like im being propositioned.
mmmmm, redhead
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Old 09-05-2007, 11:44 AM
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Just what I was thinking brad

It's hard enough getting my friends to come see me play, let alone random girls :S
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:39 PM
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Couple more for ya:

The same chick from my earlier post


A couple other chicks


If you look hard enough, you can see a chick with long blond hair headbanging
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:46 PM
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less headbanging, more cleavage please.
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:37 PM
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Here's a pic of all the chicks at our shows:













(if you can't see the chicks in the above pic, you're not imagining hard enough)
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^^^+1 ROFL
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Old 09-05-2007, 09:27 PM
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Oh yeah, and these two set up not 20 feet from the stage at an outdoor festival thing we played...



If I remember correctly, we dedicated a song to them.

I think you guys are playing the wrong kind of music. Metal doesn't get hot chicks are your shows. We play somewhat pop-alternative funk.
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Couple more for ya:


A couple other chicks

Um is this guys taking a crap??
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:20 AM
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Metal doesn't get hot chicks are your shows. We play somewhat pop-alternative funk.

I'd rather play Metal and get no chicks than play pop-alternative, get a bunch of chicks gawking at me, then puke on them because I can't stand the music anymore.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:25 AM
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I'd rather play Metal and get no chicks than play pop-alternative, get a bunch of chicks gawking at me, then puke on them because I can't stand the music anymore.
X2. And yes, we do get some hot chicks at shows...they just don't always make it into the pictures because they're usually not up front getting pummeled by moshers.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:26 AM
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Um is this guys taking a crap??
No, but our shredding is melting his face.
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