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Old 11-11-2009, 09:00 AM
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Chicks at Shows (Part 5), The 'Hits' just keep on coming ...

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And the saga continues...

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Old 11-11-2009, 09:33 AM
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:04 AM
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:05 AM
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:17 AM
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Hmm, Shortbus not sure the Private Halloween part would really qualify. It looks more like a practice that people dressed up for than a show. I vote it be removed!
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:28 AM
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It's time, once again for everybody to come aboard the hooooooooooooooooooooo train!
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Hmm, Shortbus not sure the Private Halloween part would really qualify. It looks more like a practice that people dressed up for than a show. I vote it be removed!
what is "things people that hate looking at women say", Alex?

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Wow. What an exciting and creative name for Part 5.

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Old 11-11-2009, 10:44 AM
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...not sure the Private Halloween part would really qualify....
In today's politically corrected world if:

1. a weekend gig out of town = "tour"

then,

2. private halloween party = "show"

IMHO...
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Old 11-11-2009, 10:46 AM
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....What an exciting and creative name for Part 5....
Hey, that's what happens when a mechanical engineer who is at work has to handle the transition...
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It's okay...but part 6 better be clever and innuendo-laden. Get cracking. Only 986 more posts to go.
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How 'bout chicks at shows making GCS's (grilled cheese sandwiches)?

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Old 11-11-2009, 11:54 AM
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Wow,until I saw the pic of you playing bass,I thought maybe you had got your gig pics mixed up with your "casting call" pics.
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Old 11-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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^^ The first pic of the two kissing is epic!
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