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Old 11-12-2009, 10:21 AM
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.. i'll bet that was a fun night !!
Dude, you have NO idea. The down side to that gig was I got beer thrown on my bass and had to clean it up afterward (tho not that big of a deal... I anticipated that and brought the cheapie that night)... the upside is, well, LOTS of "active" eye candy... LOTS.
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This thread is just over 24 hours old and already has over 3,000 views. Talk about a great thread idea.
That's because we are all a bunch of horny, bass playing, girl watching b*stards!!
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:30 PM
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This thread is just over 24 hours old and already has over 3,000 views. Talk about a great thread idea.
Parts 1 through 4 had quite a following as well... If you haven't viewed them already, please do!
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:41 PM
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:49 PM
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...I really wish I'd had a camera on me the night the two cute brunettes were simulating "rodeo sex" bent over the sub right in front of me onstage.
I'm almost afraid to ask: What's rodeo sex?
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:24 PM
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It's when you're (ahem) with your girlfriend, y'know...doin the hippity bip, and you whisper in her ear that her sister liked it this way, too...then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:28 PM
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Actually, it's when the guy waves his hat around and shouts Yee HAW or air-lassos some invisible doggies whilst 'loading his equipment through the backstage door'.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:34 PM
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Gig tonight. Taking camera!
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It's when you're (ahem) with your girlfriend, y'know...doin the hippity bip, and you whisper in her ear that her sister liked it this way, too...then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:02 PM
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Aww maan MO'PHAT that is a TOP answer....darn near spilt me beer laffin!!
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:05 PM
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Not quite the beer hour out here. Soon. Cheers.
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:04 PM
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Someone needs to go through all those threads and sort out a top 50 pics or something. I'm just saying, if someone is bored, I'm sure we wouldn't mind...
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:16 PM
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That's because we are all a bunch of horny, bass playing, girl watching b*stards!!
What's your point?
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:20 PM
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That's because we are all a bunch of horny, bass playing, girl watching b*stards!!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

And you forgot "old" for some of us horny, bass playing girl watching b@stards....
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You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

And you forgot "old" for some of us horny, bass playing girl watching b@stards....

don't forget - *drunken haggerd'" old horny bass playing girl watching b@stards...
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:31 PM
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That's because we are all a bunch of horny, bass playing, girl watching b*stards!!
"we're in the girl watchin' bidness... and brother, bidness is a-boomin!"
or is that all those basses?
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:00 PM
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I'm still trying to figure out what venue here at the enema insertion point of America Phalex was playing......
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