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Old 01-29-2010, 07:24 AM
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You made the comment that you wanted AT LEAST +25 year olds in your original post because younger reminded people of their daughters / bordered on pedophile stuff / etc... It just seemed like an "older is better" mentality. I just want to say that, on the other side of the spectrum lie myself and many others on here who ENJOY the 18-25 year old contingent of ladies, and have no issue enjoying them.
You, sir, are committing slander with the above words.

I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW ME THE POST WHERE I SAY "AT LEAST 25" -because I did not; I said "drinking age."

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Old 01-29-2010, 08:00 AM
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Guys, guys, guys, please... can we just stop?

Look, the only rule here should be the woman is of legal drinking age, or at least 18 if you wanna' push it a little. Main thing is, we just don't want to put TB at risk (as well as have anyone here accused of pedophilia).

C'mon. let's keep it light and fun. That's all this thread is supposed to be about. Please???
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:04 AM
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Vic, it's the outright slander that gets me. How hard is it to go back, find the post, and quote it? One eliminates slanderous opportunities that way. I have always championed keeping it to drinking age, since that implies legal adulthood, and eliminates a lot of potential problems. 18 is drinking age in some places, and generally the age of consent everywhere, so I have no problem with it. I'm simply amazed at how people misinterpret, but to misrepresent runs into foul territory.
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Alright guys that's enough. Don't ruin this marvelous tradition because of stupid bickering. If the girl is young enough to be your daughter then don't look - I very well would be the guy dating your daughter, btw - and if they are too old then move on as well. Chicks at shows is a grand thing and shall not be spoiled by the likes of you guys arguing. Now if you don't mind I have some more gawking to do at the brunette in the boots with her leg going straight up. Thank you.
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Guys, guys, guys, please... can we just stop?

Look, the only rule here should be the woman is of legal drinking age, or at least 18 if you wanna' push it a little. Main thing is, we just don't want to put TB at risk (as well as have anyone here accused of pedophilia).

C'mon. let's keep it light and fun. That's all this thread is supposed to be about. Please???
Damn right!
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Back to regular programming: This one needs one more repost after this to meet the criteria established for "Best of" status.





With this repost, this one now meets "Best of" criteria:

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Old 01-29-2010, 08:11 AM
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Vic, it's the outright slander that gets me.
I totally understand your objection. I'm just asking you both to drop it, at least publicly in the thread, assume there's likely misunderstanding on both ends, and move on. Yes, it's easy to go back and search threads and stuff, but I submit that 99.9% of the folks on this thread don't want to see this go down. If you must pursue things, maybe in PM's?

I know I'm not a mod or anything special at all here, so this is just me asking you guys simply as a fellow TB'er to "take it outside" or "let it go"... your call. Just a request.
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...Just a request.
I second the request
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:19 AM
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Back to regular programming: This one needs one more repost after this to meet the criteria established for "Best of" status.

Epic win.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:20 AM
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....How hard is it to go back, find the post, and quote it? ...
Which makes me wonder why you didn't answer my question on page 47???

To be clear, I don't care anything about seeing underage girls in any compromising photos, but as Thor( IIRC) said, if it is of a public performance it shouldn't be a big deal.

Also, most of the young guys starting out will not be be allowed to play at places that allow drinking,(and other may not want to) so you will exclude them from posting what may be the best days of their lives..

Again if I am missing something, I apologize, but I did ask you where you are getting this pedophilia stuff from. IMO, that says more about you and where your mind is at. When I see kids playing like The Shes, I just think it's pretty cool and am glad to see kids taking an interest in music. It's pretty damn offensive to hear that compared to pedophilia.
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She now meets "Best of" with the above repost.

As for taking the time to go back; I did just that, in all 5 CAS threads yesterday, and Thor should have the "Best of" thread up at some point today, with the additions, which I will PM in the same format to him, so that it looks good.

Thanks to all who have integrity in their conduct and their content. Any further issue with the offender SHALL be taken outside. At this point, I am going to give him the opportunity to apologize/come correct, but that really ought to be public, since the offense certainly was.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:27 AM
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Will another quote get these girls into the Best Of?
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:37 AM
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JimB52, if this picture has been cropped for acceptability at TB, I might be needing a PM from you.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:39 AM
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Porn itself has no relation, but the fact that T.L. was underage does. When it was found out that she was underage, it was illegal to sell, buy, or watch her videos that she did when underage.

The correlation is that some feel that posting pics of under-18 females in here (given the inherent nature of this thread) is riding close to that line. Sure, they're not naked, but pictures of them are being posted in a thread for the purpose of admiring the way they look.
I clarified the rules on this above. You can PM me if you have further concerns.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:45 AM
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End of an era!
Now on to Part 6

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And we are done with Part 5.

Part 6 is Here:

CAS Part 6. (I don't mind an 8 either)...
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