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Old 11-01-2008, 09:15 AM
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is, somewhere, someone is tired of her ****.
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Old 11-01-2008, 10:28 AM
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I never used to believe that, but now that I've broke up with a really hot lady...I 100% believe in this saying!

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Old 11-01-2008, 10:47 AM
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I never used to believe that, but now that I've broke up with a really hot lady...I 100% believe in this saying!
All the REALLY hot chicks I've been with have hangups between the sheets or serious mental issues! Just my experience anyways.

semi-hot freaks w/ no mental illness..... that's what I like.

Case in point... "vegan, Peta, scientology" HAHA, I wouldn't even give her the time of day. She is now ugly to me, DOG UGLY, LOL!
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All the REALLY hot chicks I've been with have hangups between the sheets or serious mental issues! Just my experience anyways.

semi-hot freaks w/ no mental illness..... that's what I like.

Case in point... "vegan, Peta, scientology" HAHA, I wouldn't even give her the time of day. She is now ugly to me, DOG UGLY, LOL!

Well I was with that girl for 5 years and she's really the only one I've been with but yeah, huuuuuuge between the sheet hangups. Not so much mental illness but she had her issues haha.

Anyway, back to the point of this topic First one was a pic that I ruined...or at least attempted to ruin. Yeah I was rather...intoxicated at the time. Fun night!
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:25 AM
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is, somewhere, someone is tired of her sh!t.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:41 AM
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:43 AM
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Well I was with that girl for 5 years and she's really the only one I've been with but yeah, huuuuuuge between the sheet hangups. Not so much mental illness but she had her issues haha.

Anyway, back to the point of this topic First one was a pic that I ruined...or at least attempted to ruin. Yeah I was rather...intoxicated at the time. Fun night!
IS that your ex?

If she's not in PETA or Scientology I'll be happy to take her off your hands! Never encountered a between the sheets issue I couldn't overcome...
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Old 11-01-2008, 02:15 PM
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No hang-ups yet......(not at a show, but thats where we kinda met!)

So I married her 11 years ago!
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IS that your ex?

If she's not in PETA or Scientology I'll be happy to take her off your hands! Never encountered a between the sheets issue I couldn't overcome...
She is not my ex. Although I do seem to recall a lil tonsil hockey goin on...

My ex lived in America, I live in Scotland...don't judge
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No hang-ups yet...So I married her 11 years ago!
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No hang-ups yet......(not at a show, but thats where we kinda met!)

So I married her 11 years ago!
Man, if I posted a pic of my wife like that I'd be single. Looks like you've got a cool wife, or one that doesn't get online much.
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Old 11-01-2008, 03:43 PM
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I've been married for almost 18 yrs. My wife will point out other hot chicks for me to check out. She even got me a stripper for one of my birthdays. She's pretty cool about things.
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