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Old 01-20-2009, 09:11 AM
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Yeah, "jealous girl" is a lot taller, and seems to be just as HOT IMO. I'm 6'5", so "jealous girl" would work nicely for me, HEHEHE.
Yeah, she does look pretty good. I just dubbed her "Jealous Girl" because of the look on her face. You can almost read her mind. "That little bee-atch gets ALL the attention!"
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Uh.. looks to me like jealous girl and the little hottie are dancing together. Are their fingers not entwined?

Now does that make it even hotter?
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Old 01-20-2009, 04:29 PM
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Old 01-20-2009, 08:49 PM
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HA! My thoughts exactly.
I concur.

Strangely, based on my previous posts, she doesn't remind me of a particular ex-gf. But I wish she did. Just maybe without the whole 'Lat's not sleep for several days and go have sex in the snow in front of the police station.' kind of thing.
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HA! My thoughts exactly.
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I concur.

Strangely, based on my previous posts, she doesn't remind me of a particular ex-gf. But I wish she did. Just maybe without the whole 'Lat's not sleep for several days and go have sex in the snow in front of the police department.' kind of thing.
Hey! What's up Bard? Glad she didn't cause any heart palpatations or such! ! She's actually a real sweetie and she's pretty intelligent.


Still crazy tho
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Pictures are cool...

But pouring a $75 dollar bottle of wine over two of them in your hotel room is better.
Naked of course.

Where did I put them piccies.....
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Hey! What's up Bard? Glad she didn't cause any heart palpatations or such! ! She's actually a real sweetie and she's pretty intelligent.


Still crazy tho
Actually several of my crazy exes were very intelligent. And yet they were still crazy. Go figure.

Most of them were really sweet for three or four months before the crazy came out, too.
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They can only hold it in for so long.....


Intelligence and insanity are not mutually exclusive. I can also vouch for this from experience....


PS I thought the gal in post #216 strangely attractive, also.
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Intelligence and insanity are not mutually exclusive. I can also vouch for this from experience....


PS I thought the gal in post #216 strangely attractive, also.
There's nothing strange about it. She's a doll.
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Pictures are cool...

But pouring a $75 dollar bottle of wine over two of them in your hotel room is better.
Naked of course.

Where did I put them piccies.....


Dude, next time drink the wine and pour yourself over the naked babes.

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HA! My thoughts exactly.

I concur.

Strangely, based on my previous posts, she doesn't remind me of a particular ex-gf. But I wish she did. Just maybe without the whole 'Lat's not sleep for several days and go have sex in the snow in front of the police station.' kind of thing.

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There's nothing strange about it. She's a doll.
Or is it (with the glasses, but the smirk of a smile) a conservative librarian kind of thing where she takes you for the time of your life between the stacks of books next to Moby Dick?

Ah... memories... but admittedly, that girl wasn't a libriarian... and certainly not conservative!
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There's nothing strange about it. She's a doll.
I will have to agree completely, so far, she's my favorite.



I'm with Bob, that whole "hot librarian" thing just WORKS for me...

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Old 01-22-2009, 09:25 AM
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These are from last nite and Friday nite. Kinda slim pickens, but not every nite is gonna be filled with eye candy...unless you're in the band Complete!


She may look all innocent and cute, but there's an upper-forearm tattoo on there... that indicates some... err.. SPIRIT! haha.

But yeah... she's a winner.
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