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Old 11-06-2008, 03:50 PM
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It's not technically from a show but since this thread needs a little
kick start, here's a picture from the Phillies parade.
Very nice if you happen to be underage. Otherwise? Reprehensible.
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:12 PM
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Huh? I counted five. Though one could be a thumbrest.
Hmm, you seem to be correct sir, appears I missed the out of frame chick. She seems to be unaffiliated with the rest of this bunch however.
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Very nice if you happen to be underage. Otherwise? Reprehensible.
Hey, she very well could be of legal age. I know a 19 year old chick who looks like she's 12.

Whats throws me off is the unkempt hair, why must it be all over the place?
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:35 PM
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Hey, she very well could be of legal age. I know a 19 year old chick who looks like she's 12.

Whats throws me off is the unkempt hair, why must it be all over the place?
Sorry I just got done with her and had to kick her out before she had time to shower



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Old 11-06-2008, 07:49 PM
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Hey, she very well could be of legal age. I know a 19 year old chick who looks like she's 12.

Whats throws me off is the unkempt hair, why must it be all over the place?
with the cheap ribbons in her hair and the friendship bracelet? Jailbait, dude.

trust me if I couldn't tell the difference, I would have been banned from living ANYWHERE a long time ago
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with the cheap ribbons in her hair and the friendship bracelet? Jailbait, dude.

trust me if I couldn't tell the difference, I would have been banned from living ANYWHERE a long time ago
LOL,

anyways, lets continue this thread!
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:26 PM
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If I owned that bar I would have sprayed those chicks with seltzer, right before pushing them off onto the floor.

Stupid chicks, this isnt Coyote Ugly! And no, dancing on the bar doesnt make you cool/hot/sexy/noticed, it just makes you look like the only 4 dumb chicks in the club.
ALERT!! Someone has hacked Mania's account!!
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Old 11-07-2008, 06:34 AM
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:31 AM
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Haha, that made me laugh

Hmmm, I must have been in a bad mood, I hate attention whores, but I'd still take them all home and let them dance on MY bar.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:33 AM
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with the cheap ribbons in her hair and the friendship bracelet? Jailbait, dude.

trust me if I couldn't tell the difference, I would have been banned from living ANYWHERE a long time ago
You forgot about the lolly.

I still say that she's 18+, you must be unfamiliar with the young crowd these days. Everyone knows girls try to look younger than they really are.
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from yesterday's concert in Ljubljana, Slovenia
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from yesterday's concert in Ljubljana, Slovenia
If I was a much younger (and far less married) man, I'd be looking at airfare to Slovenia!
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:28 PM
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here's one from my Halloween show

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here's one from my Halloween show
Theres something very manly about her face... I dunno
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:28 PM
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here's one from my Halloween show
Umm.......she could frisk me ANY time she wanted!
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here's one from my Halloween show
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She was playing "air leg" earlier. I was out on the dance floor
and she offered me a chance to play. Who am I to refuse?
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Old 11-08-2008, 02:06 PM
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Nice MOUTH

Here she is:


Here's her sister:


Personally I like the blond a bit better!
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