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Old 05-15-2009, 04:55 AM
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Actually, this one could use a little help too:

Heck, I didn't think she was doing too bad before!!!!!

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this is where it gets bizare.
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:10 AM
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"Is that the microphone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
...It looks just like a Telefunken U47!
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:13 AM
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That one is a 'lil thick in the shank.
but that redhead... mmmm.
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And, the problem would be, ...?

Ohhh...I never said there was a problem.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:37 AM
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That one is a 'lil thick in the shank.
Actually I was enjoying her bass face. She looks like she's groovin' to your $&17!
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Oh, my...she doesn't need any digital alterations, she's just about perfect to my eyes. I'd like to see something like that at one of our gigs.
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:27 PM
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She may look all innocent and cute, but there's an upper-forearm tattoo on there... that indicates some... err.. SPIRIT! haha.

But yeah... she's a winner.

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Old 05-15-2009, 01:50 PM
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A bit of finest MSPaint work for you, just to clear things up

i couldn't help but notice where you like to put your red arrow.

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...It looks just like a Telefunken U47!
I don't know...kind of reminds me of a chrome-plated piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body.
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I don't know...kind of reminds me of a chrome-plated piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:56 PM
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Haha, fun thread.
I actually did a couple of gigs with a street samba-band. The band had 8 extremely hot dancers in bikini, doing there ass shaking thang. Kinda hard to play
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:09 PM
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Haha, fun thread.
I actually did a couple of gigs with a street samba-band. The band had 8 extremely hot dancers in bikini, doing there ass shaking thang. Kinda hard to play
So, err, where's the pic with the 8 gig chix? (You're killing us here! )
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Haha, fun thread.
I actually did a couple of gigs with a street samba-band. The band had 8 extremely hot dancers in bikini, doing there ass shaking thang. Kinda hard to play
No pictures no ass shaking thang.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:15 PM
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No pictures no ass shaking thang.
I actually think i got photos, ill take a look.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:17 PM
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This one has now reached it's limit, and is continued here:

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