Chuck Norris

sigmafloyd · #1 08-25-2011, 11:22 AM

We started this in another thread, but I thought it would be fun to get it going here. For those of you not familiar with Chuck Norris facts: 4Q.cc >> Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris plays a 6 string Fodera strung BBBBBB...with flats, and a pic

5StringBlues · #2 08-25-2011, 11:23 AM

Even Chuck Norris is tired of the Chuck Norris meme.

MatticusMania · #3 08-25-2011, 11:56 AM

DO A SEARCH!

joe vegas · #4 08-25-2011, 12:02 PM

The most stale, tediously ironic trope in Hipster Nation's canon.

it's like a Bushwick/Williamsburg® biblical lineage..

"Shatner begat Norris, who begat Sheen, father of Betty White..."

These young 'uns REALLY have too much time on their hands.

5StringBlues · #5 08-25-2011, 12:06 PM

maxgrant · #6 08-25-2011, 12:10 PM

Yea sorry that joke got old about the third "fact" I heard. The real chuck norris is a vainglorious fool who often runs his mouth far beyond his wisdom's reach.

loopmantra · #7 08-27-2011, 04:58 AM

chuck norris can peal a knife using an apple
when he enters the water,chuck norris doesn t get wet...water gets chucknorrised
chuck norris plays low <c> on a <e> string just by looking at it
and so on....