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Old 04-29-2009, 11:58 AM
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Ok so it's for Guitard equipment but it may be posted by a bass player.

WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE APLENTY
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:05 PM
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Now that was funny!
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omg. i almost peed myself reading that :P
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i actually just laughed out loud. thats great, i love how the poster links the infidelity to all the features in the amp. simply amazing ad.
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That made me laugh. That poor dude. I would flip too if I was in his shoes.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:36 PM
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Please oh please, may this situation work it's way to be on Judge Judy if it's all true!
I'd be making popcorn for that episode.
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wonder if his wife is hot
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im wondering if people do this just to move there amp or did this really happen to him.
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Man, there was a vintage Rick 4001 on the Houston craigslist awhile back. The boyfriend had cheated on her and got kicked out, so she sold the bass. For 900 bucks. Agh!
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:46 PM
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im wondering if people do this just to move there amp or did this really happen to him.
Ehh...who cares anymore. It made me laugh and took a few minutes out of my day so it's a win.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:53 PM
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Seems wonderfully theraputic and saves all the hassles and legal expenses involved with shooting the SOB
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I'm still laughing...
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Man, there was a vintage Rick 4001 on the Houston craigslist awhile back. The boyfriend had cheated on her and got kicked out, so she sold the bass. For 900 bucks. Agh!
I was supposed to have won a Peavey Foundation for $60 on eBay, sold by the ex-girlfriend of a dude kicked out the same way.

Never received the bass, PayPal refunded the fee.

I wonder who did the cheating in this case...
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wonder if his wife is hot
well we know hes a musician, but all we know is that hes not a guitarist. all evidence points toward yes

i wonder how legit the story is?

still funny as hell..
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Funny stuff.
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this is brilliant
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