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Old 02-12-2009, 12:14 AM
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CL Fail...

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http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1030034652.html
I know there are many of these, but some are... Priceless. I don't know how to feel about this one...
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:16 AM
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Now THAT looks like a guy I can trust.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:20 AM
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Its funny that he doesn't put any spaces after his periods.Sounds like he is heavily influenced by Tom Sholtz
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:26 AM
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Dude check out the myspace link... priceless!
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:29 AM
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"Hop on board the shag n wagon" no thank you sir!
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:04 AM
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I just moved to chico and have been checkin out the music scene and found another CL fail a few days ago.

http://chico.craigslist.org/muc/1019950519.html

And what is it with people getting except and accept mixed up. Pisses me off. lol
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:23 AM
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I just moved to chico and have been checkin out the music scene and found another CL fail a few days ago.

http://chico.craigslist.org/muc/1019950519.html

And what is it with people getting except and accept mixed up. Pisses me off. lol
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:28 AM
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"Just don't be ridiculously better than me at your respective instrument. "

I myself thought that was the best line
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:48 AM
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I just moved to chico and have been checkin out the music scene and found another CL fail a few days ago.

http://chico.craigslist.org/muc/1019950519.html

And what is it with people getting except and accept mixed up. Pisses me off. lol
Actually, I find him refreshingly honest - at least I know not to waste my time or his. And I know a bunch of guys who would love this particular, er..., situation.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:54 AM
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The funniest part is that he even posted in the wrong city. He thinks he is posting in the CL for Vancouver, WA, near Portland, but he is actually posting in the CL for Vancouver CANADA. LOL!
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:55 AM
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The funniest part is that he even posted in the wrong city. He thinks he is posting in the CL for Vancouver, WA, near Portland, but he is actually posting in the CL for Vancouver CANADA. LOL!
LMAO

Didnt even catch that!
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:25 AM
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"I don't do hard drugs"

Sure, but I drop acid on a daily basis, followed by a dozen buckets. Check me mullet.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:38 PM
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It looks like he has a ring around his mouth, like the kind a bong leaves! LOL
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It looks like he has a ring around his mouth, like the kind a bong leaves! LOL
cuz he said he doesnt do hard drugs
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:28 PM
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It's rather sad, actually. I mean, he is welcome to promote his music, but couldn't some kind soul tell him to lose the Bay City Roller hair....at least then he'd look somewhat normal, even if the post is a bit.....

Even in the picture, he looks like deep down...he knows

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Old 02-12-2009, 05:28 PM
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Did you guys check out his myspace? He can actually noodle a bit, not the worst player and that's better than 90% of CL.
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:35 PM
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I just moved to chico and have been checkin out the music scene and found another CL fail a few days ago.

http://chico.craigslist.org/muc/1019950519.html

And what is it with people getting except and accept mixed up. Pisses me off. lol
I like how he starts off with I'm an alcoholic. Chico is filled with those. I've heard some good music up there, though it's been awhile since I've been.
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:12 AM
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I like how he starts off with I'm an alcoholic. Chico is filled with those. I've heard some good music up there, though it's been awhile since I've been.
From what I have seen with the few years of travel before I made the plunge last week and moved there is some good music up here. But theres lots of it so I assume something good has to come out of this whole thing
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:07 AM
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his myspace looks like a 13 year old girls.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:17 PM
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"Just don't be ridiculously better than me at your respective instrument. "

I myself thought that was the best line
Agreed. I would answer that ad if the circumstances fit. He sounds fun. In fact, I am stealing that line and will add it to any future CL ads I post.

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