CL Lead Singer Ad

[Bredian]

"...Are you a narcisitic borderline control freak that has to have things your way at all times? Well we might just be the band to back you up..."

Lead singer wanted for cover band


Maybe they'll get one with a sense of humor .. or .. a seriously depraved control freak as desired...

[Joebarnes]

They might have trouble finding the right person. They are asking that the vocalist both have a microphone and be a team player. Last time I checked, if you got one out of two of those, you found a great lead singer; both and you're looking for a unicorn.

[seventhsunbass]

Originally Posted by Joebarnes

They might have trouble finding the right person. They are asking that the vocalist both have a microphone and be a team player. Last time I checked, if you got one out of two of those, you found a great lead singer; both and you're looking for a unicorn.

This made me blow Mt. Dew through my nose, ya bastage.....

[Ubersheist]

Originally Posted by Joebarnes

They might have trouble finding the right person. They are asking that the vocalist both have a microphone and be a team player. Last time I checked, if you got one out of two of those, you found a great lead singer; both and you're looking for a unicorn.

I had a unicorn for a singer in one band. Lots of snorting, but he could keep a beat with the hoofs, was surprisingly cheap on tour (but you DID NOT want to crash on the same bed with him - he wasn't happy to see me, he just had a unicorn horn), always brought the ladies to the show, and actually had a surprisingly pleasant "neigh." I miss my buddy Uni, as we called him.