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Old 11-09-2010, 02:33 PM
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CL post of the day...

Sign in to disble this ad
I had a nice chuckle upon reading this:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/muc/2050668853.html
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:37 PM
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I think I'm glad I didn't understand that, but I may be mistaken. I guess I'll go listen to a tree.
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:41 PM
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:41 PM
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Things that make you go "hmmmm".
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:42 PM
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After reading that ad (by the way, what's he advertizing for?), I've just gotta say:

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:44 PM
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:45 PM
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clearly a troll

*move along folks, nothing to see here*
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:46 PM
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Whatever, that was awesome.
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:49 PM
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loved it! the section about the fans was awesome.
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:59 PM
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He needs to increase the dosage.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:04 PM
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whatever he's having I'll take two!
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:05 PM
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:11 PM
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I'm on the "that was an epic win" team. Loved it.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:19 PM
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I'm on the "that was an epic win" team. Loved it.
Same here!!

Based on some of the CL ads I've seen, this guy is the definition of normal.

In fact, he may even be a step ahead of all of us. He might be poking fun at all of the totally lame arse band ads one typically finds on CL. And if indeed that is what he is doing, then I tip my hat to the man, and suggest SNL hire him to write scripts!
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:28 PM
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I recently saw a post on CL Albany,NY (now deleted) selling an INVISIBLE GUITAR, 4 pics showed the guitar stand only - it was indeed invisible! I should have posted it on TB. It was funny
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:33 PM
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I recently saw a post on CL Albany,NY (now deleted) selling an INVISIBLE GUITAR, 4 pics showed the guitar stand only - it was indeed invisible! I should have posted it on TB. It was funny
Dude!! I have the bass version! I play it all the time! It's my air bass. Bought it on the 'Bay. Nice and lightweight. No neck dive either. One thing I have noticed however.....I never hit any wrong notes on that bass. Wish I could say the same for my other basses.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:34 PM
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:40 PM
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5String, my 5String. You're one hell of a TBer. On topic, I vote win.
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I like this guy, I can see where he's coming from
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